It's Juicero for busy parents!

"In the app, you can customize it with your child's picture and when you get in your vehicle it automatically connects to Bluetooth to ask if your child is with you.

After three notifications, if you don't confirm that you have the baby, the app sends a message to your emergency contacts."

http://cbs12.com/news/local/app-in-the-makes-to-prevent-hot-car-deaths

Gee, what could possibly go wrong with that?

Manitoba local Nick Troller was informed by an agent from Manitoba Public Insurance on Wednesday that they had received complaints from two people about the word “assimilate,” which they claimed is offensive to minorities. He was then served a letter informing him that “it has been brought to the attention of this office that the personalized plate ASIMIL8 is considered offensive,” and was ordered to surrender it immediately.

https://heatst.com/culture-wars/canada-man-ordered-to-surrender-offensive-star-trek-license-plate/

Goldilocks and the Passive-Agressive bears:

https://mobile.twitter.com/Plipster/status/858372603479764992/photo/1

Nick Troller?

Fiscal reality.

GHWB's granddaughter. Maybe G-granddaughter, I can't tell.

Note mic drop at 1:05.

People in that family are kinda competitive.

Wait a minute, maybe Ellis"s are the other side of the family, so she's President Bush 41's niece or great niece or something. Anyway, when you see a close up of her face, she has the President's eyes.

See the resemblance? There's something both spooky and comforting about that.