Know this.

I totally knew it wasn't real.

I really liked the Jungle Book version better. Can we go back to that?

Something something, Intrasexual Competition, something something?

https://techraptor.net/content/asa-bans-mobile-strike-advert-models-bikinis

http://www.news4jax.com/news/florida/nassau-county/deputies-yulee-mother-arrested-after-leaving-3-young-children-in-hot-car

Woman arrested after leaving three children in hot car.

Of course, had they died, it would be all Thoughts and Prayers and What Can We Do For the Family?.

Blowback

Don't mess with the Green Berets.

"Don't mess with the Green Berets."

Green Barettes vs shotgun

No trigger warning (really not THAT violent).

Is it any wonder he's my new hero?

Amy never talks about this.

If she's truly getting sciencey, she's gunna hafta say something interesting about the rep crisis before summertime.

They stopped spreading the news.

On April 8, 1994, rock star Kurt Cobain was found dead in his home outside Seattle, Washington

1994 was one of the worst years in music... Kurt Cobain died and Justin Bieber was born

Eh.

Yagotta understand—— From a late-21st century cultural perspective, Sinatra and Elvis were the same guy... As were Charlie Chaplin and Tom Cruise.

Whatever, ne

Telling it like it is? Heh.

Rudy Vallee = Kanye.

Seriousballs.

Crid, Gooseegg - ever heard of India's Amala and Kamala, from the 1920s?

Plenty of holes in that story too - but at least one girl made many positive improvements under the care of the missionary and his wife before she died at 17 - of TB.

https://www.google.com/#q=amala+kamala

For more information, see "Encounters with Wild Children: Temptation and Disappointment in the Study of Human Nature" (2006) by Adriana S. Benzaquén.

Or here:

http://ranprieur.com/readings/wildthings.html

Also, there are 17 cases in "The Book of Lists" (vol. 2), pages 491-494. Six of them come from between 1930 and 1975. They came from El Salvador, India, Syria, the Sahara, and Burundi. (The link above has more recent cases.)