I won't bother turning off the light when I leave because I'll just take the light bulb with me.

Whaaaat???

Leave your "phallus" so we can have some fun in the dark.

Decontructionism ruined literature in high school. It wasn't about feminism or PC, it was about symbolism. Every single line of Shakespeare had to be dissected in class to determine what symbolism Willy was using.

Was "fardels" really just a Middle English word for "burdens," or was it symbolic of something? And you couldn't determine the symbolism for yourself, you had to use the conclusion the teacher (really the College of Education) had reached for her.

No wonder young people don't read Moby-Dick or Shakespeare anymore. The education bureaucracy has taken all the fun out of reading them. Once they educrats decide that JK Rowling embedded Harry Potter with symbolism, they'll ruin that for the kids, too.

I wrote a paper in college about Aphra Behn's Oronoco being a allegory for the Vietnam War. The professor loved it. I thought it was ridiculous, but it got me away from the feminist argument about whether a woman wrote the first novel. I got an A in the class and made the dean's list that semester. That's when I gave up on an English degree ever having any real value.

Phallo-intersectionality pervades the technological world which is dominated by men. Electrical connections are infused with "male" and "female" designations, excluding any other self-realization.

Most connections require a brutal insertion which reinforces the worst in male behavior. Connections are hyper-male, using two pseudo-phalli where one should likely be enough but still one too many.

I keep my electric sockets covered, to declare that they are not available to just any passing appliance.

Electric connections must be made magnetic and symmetric, to avoid a paradigm of insertion by force and support a paradigm of continuous mutual attraction and cooperation, female to female as it might be characterized.

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A story from college, seriously. An acquaintance told about his mother's view of electricity. She thought that it flowed throughout the walls. Electric sockets were there for neatness and ease of use. Otherwise, one could jam a plug anywhere to get power.

This has now been elevated to a principle of feminist correctness. Engineering and wires are a fraud committed by men to separate women from the flow of energy in the natural world and within themselves.

Sorry Amy. Nothing electric, even battery powered home appliances.

"Most connections require a brutal insertion which reinforces the worst in male behavior. "

Worse yet... consider twist-lock connectors!