You gotta love it when these condescending snowflakes who try to convince themselves that they're being helpful get called out for the patronizing, sanctimonious parental figures that they are.

So, we should think of your boobs as a giant set of balls, Amy? Well, it's good that you're keeping these people abreast of their failings. And hopefully, attitudes like his will soon become a distant mammary. In the meantime, expect him to receive massive accolades for his 'progressive' attitude. He's certain to milk the attention for all it's worth.

*Giant*

Sigh...

Complex thought process terminated. Reboot? Y/N

Restarting...

Where was I? Oh, yeah - applauding!

Aw, c'mon, Patrick, you gotta leave a couple of puns for the rest of us! Mind you, it's not a knocker on you personally; it's part of your titular charm...

Think Of My Boobs As A Giant Set Of Balls

Um..

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Chesticles

Such male feminist pandering is usually either: 1. A covert way to get pussy as a beta. 2. Virtue signaling to the troops.

Here's an idea. Try embracing the power of "and".

My company is participating in the UN Gender Equality “He for She” campaign. A week ago we were expected to sit through a two-hour call/presentation featuring Emma Watson crying or something. We hung up 20-minutes into because we have actual effing work to do.

Why do men try to be male feminists to get pussy? Most sane, psychologically healthy women can see through that shit, IMO.

I'm with you, red. I like a woman with a wide open mouth, tho preferably not with words coming out of it. Charlie Rose agrees with me.

mpetrie98: Why do men try to be male feminists to get pussy? Most sane, psychologically healthy women can see through that shit, IMO.

From what I've seen of male feminists, they don't usually end up with the supermodels. For instance, Steve Shives, a male feminist YouTuber, who is one of those "skinny-fat" guys: grossly underdeveloped, but still with enough bodyfat to look soft and give him a bit of a belly.

His wife is obese and, every time I've seen her, she's made almost no effort to make herself look attractive. Little to no makeup and disheveled hair. Though every once in a while, she does manage to put on some base, blush, eyeliner and mascara, and run a comb through her hair.

I see their relationship as mutually coercive. Shives is sufficiently whipped to convince himself that every time he looks at a hot chick, he shames himself for being attracted, "realizing" that it's very wrong for him to be attracted to a woman for her outward appearance instead of what's inside.

And she realizes that he's about the only chance she has at getting regular sex and a man committed to her.

I feel both of them want something better, but neither one of them is willing to take the necessary steps to improve themselves to the point where they deserve something better.

Why do men try to be male feminists to get pussy? Most sane, psychologically healthy women can see through that shit, IMO.

Because it can work. I recall an episode of Beavis and Butthead where they thought they found the motherload of dumb chicks (aka, easy chicks) when they attended a womyn's meeting. Dumb chicks can't spell, amirite?

Amy has alluded to this approach by calling this approach sneaky fucks, or as the marines call them, Jody. Patrick's example is probably toward the more extreme codependency case.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jody

It also helps that this third wave feminism is such a turn off to regular guys that it cuts down on the competition. So any straight, fire-breathing third wave feminists are going to find themselves surrounded by sneaky fucks. Slim pickings, but still there are some pickings to be had.

About the only thing they deserve is cat lady status.

Hey, Donald Hump. Watch out for the teeth, or you may lose something you're very attached to.

I respect women. I don’t respect men who don’t. And the fact that my comments have given people a good reason to doubt that may be due to my coming of age in the sixties. .I apologize, Aggie. I'm deeply embarassed by my comment especially if it didn't contribute to creating a safe, judgement-free space for internet comments.
Ha!
Not really.
And that Beavis and Butthead spouting mouth of yours Aggie could really serve you much better sans teeth. If you catch my drift.

4,262, roughly three times as long as the Declaration of Independence.

Wrong thread again. I blame AOL.

Sixclaws, that's weird. I would have assumed "chesticles" to mean what Groucho Marx was referring to when he made the execs at Paramount Pictures furious by saying "'Samson & Delilah' will be a failure...Victor Mature has much bigger knockers than Hedy Lamarr!"