The nod from Pence at the top sets my heart free.

Sorry.

We all like a kid with a sense of humor.

"Even though it has been three months since Stephen Paddock opened fire into a crowd at the Route 91 Harvest Festival, the public still knows very little about what happened....

"Today is the first time we've heard there are additional suspects out there, this contradicts what they have been saying, [Sheriff] Lombardo has said there are no other suspects," Maggie McCletchie, a lawyer for the media outlets said."

http://www.fox5vegas.com/story/37279598/metro-lawyers-there-are-additional-suspects-in-1-october

You are perhaps feeling sad because you didn't foresee and exploit the stunning climb of Bitcoin.

Well, forgive yourself.

Via Pmarca, as so many of the good ones are: Miss Curtis is, indeed, overwrought.

You should totally relax, because these government guys have everything totally under control.

You can tell by the way they wear pajama shirts into the government offices. For work.

Monstrous story.

Important background information in what is one of the finest blog posts of all time.

Trumpy Bear. No, I'm not kidding. Get yours today.

At least it isn't racist like it would have been under the last guy.

This guy isn't ready to take the Tide pods challenge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-xc2IwDj4w

Patrick, yesterday:

> I wonder if Emma Watson gets
> requests from people wanting
> her to jinx their boss
> or something.

Not the worst speculation.

Basically, anyone doing this job should be required to wear a (tidy, clean) uniform, if only the most professional business suit.

I won't say they all knew, but an awful lot of them did know. #TimesUp

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/286229/

Apple bringing ~$250 billion in overseas cash back to US, paying $38 billion in repatriation tax, investing $30 billion in domestic CapEx and creating 20,000 new American jobs thanks to tax reform:

https://www.apple.com/newsroom/2018/01/apple-accelerates-us-investment-and-job-creation/

Yeah. Right. Brilliant.

Whoops! Sorry again:

> I wonder if Emma Watson gets
> requests from people wanting
> her to jinx their boss

Yonder: https://twitter.com/politicalmath/status/953461307562274818

You guythh juth doughnutterstan!

Now, children *are* idiots, with the squirts at Babe.com, which I've yet to visit, being early contenders for the 2018 Championship.

But I like the fact that the youngest media generation is ready to burn bridges to broadcast without hesitation. For several decades, a job as news anchor would have been the pinnacle of achievement for young women of that kind.

And who could dislike a juiceboxer who describes Banfield as "burgundy lipstick bad highlighs-second wave feminist has-been"?

For how many years have we waited for a young woman to say something like that, about Ash and ten thousand others?

Iowahawk.

Tide pods in candy form

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9frAfYl_dw

Um, as bad as Ashleigh Banfield can be, she's at least done some real reporting. Katie Way went to brunch and edited a story about a bad date. She needs to get over herself.

This is why people hate Millennials.

Don't do this to women.

Excellent

Twitter says it's babe.net, and that babe.com (as mentioned above) is something else entirely, and pretty much what you'd presume. I decided to visit neither.