Any Humor More Controversial Than A Preschooler's Knock-Knock Joke Is Now Probably A Thought Crime
Ann Althouse, surprisingly, goes all Miss Sensitivitypants over a crack about journalism:
Looking for a particularly great journalism quote, I stumbled into embarrassing sexism at CBS News.Writing the previous post, I was looking for what I thought of as the greatest quote about journalism: "The job of the newspaper is to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable."
I clicked with confidence on "Best. Journalism Quotes. Ever." at CBS News, from a few years back, 2007. That might have been before I got. fed. up. with. that. form. of. comic. punctuation, but I'll bet it wasn't.
The quote I was looking for wasn't even on this ranked list of 10 quotes, but what astonished me was what the author, Michael Felling, deemed appropriate to put not only on the list but in first place: "A news story should be like a mini skirt on a pretty woman. Long enough to cover the subject but short enough to be interesting."
How sexist do you have to be to think that was even worth repeating?
But it turns out that the above thing was just junior humor policing. Check this out:
And if you're white, please read up on digital blackface and why you should stop using GIFs/videos of black women for your own personal self-expression. https://t.co/cxWPKp4bn2
— Andy Baio (@waxpancake) March 26, 2018
It seems I get away with saying I appreciate Latin women -- women from Latin cultures, that is: especially friends from South America, Central America, and Italy. Generally speaking, find them strong, passionate, and full of life in a way many anglos are not.
I feel the same way about black women. Of course, not all black women. But I started watching this show, 9-1-1, for one reason: To see Angela Bassett own the screen every single week on TV.
As for being attracted to the characters black women play in movies and TV -- and using them for memes...sorry, this is a bad thing?
Straighten me out: Is it racist to like and use black characters...or racist not to? (The standard seems to change by the article or post -- and even by the tweet.)
P.S. You can make jokes about women to me, and especially jokes about white women, and especially jokes about me. Boyfriend does it all the time, as does the woman who works for me. (She calls me "Stalin," for example.) I love it.
And regarding the short skirt thing, a professor friend of mine invites me to share her room at conferences. She wears tiny bright skirts and enormous platform sandals. I laugh to her about that and she laughs to me at how I travel with more luggage than a circus and long tight skirts in all the colors of the funeral.
This laughing and teasing thing is fun. Remember fun? (It's what so many people now seem to be working really hard to stamp the hell out.)








Very quietly, "journalism" morphed into being about the reporter, not the subject. You are supposed to think a certain way, Comrade.
Radwaste at March 26, 2018 11:26 PM
@Radwaste - Hunter Thompson lead the charge to make the change, and there was nothing quiet or subtle about “Fear and Loathing”.
Wfjag at March 27, 2018 12:31 AM
@Radwaste - Hunter Thompson lead the charge to make the change, and there was nothing quiet or subtle about “Fear and Loathing”.
Wfjag at March 27, 2018 12:32 AM
> Straighten me out: Is it racist to like and use
> black characters...or racist not to?
Both. We're all racists now.
Snoopy at March 27, 2018 4:20 AM
You should try to communicate more concisely; you're all over the place.
Crid at March 27, 2018 4:56 AM
What's that under there?
Under where?
Ha ha, I made you say underwear!
Yep, it checks out. Even a 10 year old's sense of humor shows signs of violence and control. Forcing someone to say underwear. Tisk Tisk.
Ben at March 27, 2018 5:47 AM
Knock-knock jokes are ableist because they discriminate against the deaf people.
Sixclaws at March 27, 2018 5:48 AM
Straighten me out: Is it racist to like and use black characters...or racist not to? (The standard seems to change by the article or post -- and even by the tweet.)
Homophobe!
Also, Schrödinger's cat called to say that this is exactly the paradox she's in: it's at once racist to use black characters and also racist to NOT use black characters.
Basically, if you're from the tribe of Wite-out, you're a racist. You probably should report to the nearest re-education camp. The doughnut munchers at the TSA hate having to chase people down.
I R A Darth Aggie at March 27, 2018 6:49 AM
> Basically, if you're from the tribe of Wite-out,
> you're a racist
✔
Snoopy at March 27, 2018 7:34 AM
What passes for "jounalism" today has as it's main job pushing the "I'm more of a victim than you are" narrative.
If the media had advance notice that the world would end on Monday then Sunday's headlines would scream: "World ends tomorrow, women and minorities most affected."
Jay at March 27, 2018 8:59 AM
I responded and made a point of saying that I would now be using gifs of black women in response to my posts as often as possible.
He's capitulating to professional victims who literally stay up nights inventing reasons to be offended.
Patrick at March 27, 2018 10:26 AM
Anything that permits them to declare you to be privileged and therefore punished is bad - it can be X today and Not X today at the same time, because our modern Maoists who police these things only want your submission or your death - and it's OK if that's death by starvation because you can't get a job.
El Verde Loco at March 27, 2018 11:07 AM
It's about control over you, judicial or extra-judicial. If you don't know what is and is not acceptable, you have no claim to being in the right, you're always wrong and always punishable. As Amy calls it, unearned power over others.
Conan the Grammarian at March 27, 2018 12:28 PM
"The job of the newspaper is to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable."
Propaganda? They used to think they were supposed give you factual information about things that happen. Now you can't believe a word they say. They have a political agenda and no integrity.
Ken R at March 27, 2018 1:39 PM
@Radwaste - Hunter Thompson lead the charge to make the change, and there was nothing quiet or subtle about “Fear and Loathing”.
HST was part of the "new journalism" movement in the '60. Here's a link to his gonzo training ground with 15 articles of his:
http://www.openculture.com/2015/06/read-18-lost-stories-from-hunter-s-thompsons-forgotten-stint-as-a-foreign-correspondent.html
"At 24, some five years before publishing his breakout book, Hell’s Angels, and nearly a decade before branding himself a “gonzo journalist,” the young Hunter S. Thompson was an anonymous freelancer looking to make a name for himself. The year was 1962. Fidel Castro had marched into Havana three years earlier, and the story of the decade — the expanding frontier of the Cold War — was playing out in Latin America. It occurred to Thompson that a hungry cub reporter could build a reputation covering it.
Thompson’s epiphany coincided with the launch of the National Observer, a mildly experimental weekly newspaper published by the Dow Jones Company. Thompson sent a letter introducing himself, said he was headed to South America, and got an invite to submit any stories he wrote along the way. He arrived in Colombia in May of 1962 and, over the course of the next year, traveled through Ecuador, Peru, Bolivia, Paraguay, Argentina, Uruguay, and Brazil. The Observer published some 20 of his stories from or about South America, most of which focused on the continent’s culture and politics, and on how these were affected by a Cold War–era U.S. foreign policy centered around aid and containment."
Jay J. Hector at March 27, 2018 3:34 PM
Snoopy at March 27, 2018 7:34 AM:
Why must you steal my formatting for your trite inanities?
If you develop your own clear patterns of expression, you might therewith become equipped to develop your own beliefs as well, rather than internalizing the Ugg!-like marketing catchphrases of dropout cable TV producers...
No promises though. It would require seeking information from a diversity of sources, and you might just not be up to it. You've already been bought and sold.
Crid at March 27, 2018 4:19 PM
That is the FORMAT for “trite inanities“. Featuring, of course, the incontrovertible references of Twitter.
Radwaste at March 28, 2018 6:53 AM
I do not think that word means what you think it means.
(Nor does your CAPITALIZATION.)
Crid at March 28, 2018 8:59 AM
"BREAKING:"
Crid at March 28, 2018 9:00 AM
I am going to write a white paper on black holes, just to piss everyone off.
Conan the Grammarian at March 28, 2018 9:39 AM
We had that issue in Dallas, Conan.
a-This department is a complete black hole.
b-You racist. They aren't black holes. You are a white hole!
a-Umm... Thank you?
Ben at March 29, 2018 8:14 AM
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