Is that you, Colonel?

"Love" for sale . . .

Student, 19, who's been too busy to find love is AUCTIONING her virginity to have a 'learning experience' with a skilled lover (and she's already had an offer of €250K)

I wouldn't do a 19-year-old, especially a typically green one, for less than €825K.

They always want to talk about stuff. Feelings, all of that.

Also, is anyone else trying to figure out why we care how Dave Rubin feels about things? This studio-in-my-basement thing is out of control, especially when the cameras are always crooked.

In the same way that pretty girls don't walk into a room and announce "I'm a pretty girl."

This was an omen of things to come

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAuooUf5G6I

Being fat is the new skinny.

https://twitter.com/tabariusndacut1/status/997501139783487488

Is this good or bad advice?

https://twitter.com/yvonnevictoriaa/status/997806067315814400

Are you little Trumpsters in the mood to masturbate in that very special way you have?

Heh...

https://twitter.com/DLoesch/status/998259901767045126

I had of course heard of the disruption happening in SanFran, which is Los Angeles' less-elegant little snotbrother city to the north, but had never seen one with my own eyes.

I the past two hours I've seen nine, including one parked insouciantly next door to my home.

Is this good or bad advice?

I would say that it is bad advice. If you're always looking for the next great thing, you'll never stop and appreciate what you have. Also: if a man told other men that they can do better, that would be considered misogynist.

As for the woman in question...ok, I know, it's the Sun.

In Meghan, A Hollywood Princess, it is suggested that the split came as a shock to Trevor and that Meghan posted her wedding and engagement rings back to him as a sign the marriage was over.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/5015974/meghan-markle-divorced-ex-husband-trevor-engelson-royal-wedding/

So she dumped him, and felt that she needed to give back the rings. That's rather...shocking.

Hopefully, Harry doesn't take after his pap, the bonnie Prince Charlie. He wasn't much of a catch when push came to shove.

I pretty much agree with it, but my favorite thing about this article is the title of the linked piece at the bottom of the page... Entomology, not politics— NOW WATCH: Why cockroaches are so hard to kill.

> He wasn't much of a catch

And they say Phillip once cheated on Lisbet.

...Who apparently likes cocktails as much as her mother did. And who apparently has career options.

I'd rather fart at the Devil in Hell than annoy her.

Also this, but mostly this.

Elsewhere in the kingdom....

Someone pointed out that most of us would be unconcerned with the fate of a murderous second cousin... Closer than that and we might have qualms.