The Harpsichord Harpies
I love this -- using classical music to keep the parking lots of businesses free of loiterers. Cheaper than a security guard, and I happen to enjoy classical music. The practice has spread to transit systems. Theodore Gioia, the author of the piece at the "progressive" LA Review of Books, is predictably irate:
This tactic was suggested by a cryptic organization called the Central Market Community Benefit District, a nonprofit collective of neighborhood property owners whose mission statement strikes an Orwellian note: "The CMCBD makes the Central Market area a safer, more attractive, more desirable place to work, live, shop, locate a business and own property by delivering services beyond those the City of San Francisco can provide." These supra-civic services seem to consist primarily of finding tasteful ways to displace the destitute.The inspiration for the Burger King plan, a CMCBD official commented, came from the London Underground. In 2005, the metro system started playing orchestral soundtracks in 65 tube stations as part of a scheme to deter "anti-social" behavior, after the surprising success of a 2003 pilot program. The pilot's remarkable results -- seeing train robberies fall 33 percent, verbal assaults on staff drop 25 percent, and vandalism decrease 37 percent after just 18 months of classical music -- caught the eye of the global law-enforcement community. Thus, an international phenomenon was born. Since then, weaponized classical music has spread throughout England and the world: police units across the planet now deploy the string quartet as the latest addition to their crime-fighting arsenal, recruiting Officer Johann Sebastian as the newest member of the force.
Experts trace the practice's origins back to a drowsy 7-Eleven in British Columbia in 1985, where some clever Canadian manager played Mozart outside the store to repel parking-lot loiterers. Mozart-in-the-Parking-Lot was so successful at discouraging teenage reprobates that 7-Eleven implemented the program at over 150 stores, becoming the first company to battle vandalism with the viola. Then the idea spread to West Palm Beach, Florida, where in 2001 the police confronted a drug-ridden street corner by installing a loudspeaker booming Beethoven and Mozart. "The officers were amazed when at 10 o'clock at night there was not a soul on the corner," remarked Detective Dena Kimberlin. Soon other police departments "started calling." From that point, the tactic -- now codified as an official maneuver in the Polite Policeman's Handbook -- exploded in popularity for both private companies and public institutions. Over the last decade, symphonic security has swept across the globe as a standard procedure from Australia to Alaska.
Better to do it with Bach than uniformed officers with billy clubs.








But the Droogs love Ludwig van.
Conan the Grammarian at June 12, 2018 6:43 AM
I suspect that Theodore Gioia does not frequent those places, and thus crime there does not directly impact him.
Getting mugged might change his perspective.
I R A Darth Aggie at June 12, 2018 6:53 AM
Living in Venice, where there's a serious, dangerous homeless tent encampment problem would change his mind.
Human feces, anyone?
I believe in compassionate solutions for the homeless, but living on a grassy patch across from houses in a tent encampment with no bathrooms or places to throw trash is not one of them.
Amy Alkon at June 12, 2018 7:15 AM
I'll bet different music works on different types. You want to keep older, quiet, educated, civil people out of your youth oriented shop? Play rap music on your speakers.
This could lead to whole new method of selectively discouraging different groups of society.
Jay at June 12, 2018 7:21 AM
He'd prefer a distasteful way of displacing the destitute?
I share Gioia's dismay that classical music is so disdained by the hoi polloi that it drives them away and that it can be used as a social weapon. When we stopped teaching music appreciation, we lost something significant in our culture.
I also share Darth's scorn that those who decry the "displacement of the destitute" often do so at a safe distance from the actual impact of having hordes of idle young men gathering on one's doorstep to the accompaniment of loud rap music.
Conan the Grammarian at June 12, 2018 8:32 AM
Theodore Gioia thinks The Central Market Community Benefit District is "a cryptic organization"?
He thinks their mission statement "strikes an Orwellian note"?
For a cryptic, Orwellian organization the CMCBD sure puts a lot of information about its goals, activities, accomplishments, budget and sources of funding on its easy-to-find website.
I think Theodore Gioia is an ignorant, dishonest, drama queen who needs a therapist and psych meds - i.e. a typical, progressive, social justice warrior.
Ken R at June 12, 2018 8:43 AM
It might be interesting to see the long term effects of this practice. If classical music is consistently played where young people hang out, they might eventually find a certain symphonies more tolerable than others. Eventually, they might even acquire a taste for it.
Patrick at June 12, 2018 11:05 AM
You want to keep older, quiet, educated, civil people out of your youth oriented shop? Play rap music on your speakers.
Yes, that should work. Alternatively, one may find that paying patrons get fed up with being mugged and may no longer patronize your establishment, leaving the unemployed utes to prey upon your employees and/or your cash drawer.
My local watering hole has an online jukebox from https://www.amibarlink.com/ . Certain segments of the clientele liked the aforementioned rap music.
I'm kind of agnostic when it comes to music, and I even enjoy some rap. But a steady diet of "ho's this, and n***as that, fuck the po-po" gets old after a bit, and somehow that box's catalog of rap got magically removed.
Don't look at me, I didn't say jack.
I R A Darth Aggie at June 12, 2018 11:05 AM
Peter McWilliams (author of "Ain't Nobody's Business If You Do: The Absurdity of Consensual Crimes in Our Free Country") quoted this, in his book, from the 1993 edition of the World Almanac and Book of Facts:
Chicago teacher Bruce Janu deals with kids who are late to his class or talk out of turn by sentencing them to the Frank Sinatra Detention Club. Students are forced to listen to tapes of "My Way," "Love and Marriage," and other Sinatra classics. There is no talking and no homework.
The students "just hate it," Janu says. "I get a grimace, like, `I can't believe I'm listening to this, something my parents and grandparents listened to.' I get a lot of rolls of the eyes." Janu says the kids can sing along, but no one has.
A senior got two "Franks" in a day—60 whole minutes of Sinatra. "I just got to where I couldn't stand it," he said.
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Btw, my grandmother (born in WWI) was slightly younger than Sinatra, but she could never stand his music either; she called it "sappy." (She couldn't stand Bing either; she preferred classical music.)
But then, how many fans DID Sinatra ever have who were within ten years of his age?
lenona at June 12, 2018 11:30 AM
Just be grateful that Wyclef Jean's style of rapping -slutty quips between musical pauses- didn't caught onto the mainstream audience.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSdpLMRTwA8
Sixclaws at June 12, 2018 11:43 AM
The pilot's remarkable results -- seeing train robberies fall 33 percent, verbal assaults on staff drop 25 percent, and vandalism decrease 37 percent after just 18 months of classical music -- caught the eye of the global law-enforcement community.
So, predators and miscreants don't like Pachelbel and Mozart. eh?
I like it.
JD at June 12, 2018 11:10 PM
There was a bar in a college town that attracted two crowds: college students and cowboys*. The cowboys would start fights with the college students, and guess who would lose? The college students spent lots more money. The bar could not put up a sign that said "no cowboys" so they put up a sign that said "no hats" and it worked: no more cowboys.
*a euphemism
cc at June 13, 2018 1:16 PM
cc, that story fits "The Point After", on Alafaya Trail down the road from the University of Central Florida.
Radwaste at June 14, 2018 12:23 AM
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