Today's Dills
Heh. You know what I mean, but I suddenly acquired a Russian accent.

Pixel Premium ABC Magnets for Kids, $15.99. Actually, I want this so I can put messages on my refrigerator. (They also stick to dry-erase board. You could have a changing message in a frame, as long as the stuff inside is metal.)

Other Deals of the Day: Save up to 40% on Keter Outdoor Furniture, including a shed or a nice rattan storage container for any dead bodies you might have lying around. Nice couches, too, which you can sit on while you're thinking of how you'll dispose of the dead body.

And a cheapie Deal of the Day: Today only, $2.99 on select Kindle best sellers, including classics, like "The Hobbit," Orwell's "1984," Flannery O'Connor short stories, Thomas Merton, and more.