I believe I've finally encountered the most spoiled, selfish and entitled asshole in the Twitterverse.

Agreed - and he illustrates one of my perpetual questions:

How can a health care plan of any kind extend the same technology to everyone?

Still wondering how Ben David will answer my question...

Six and a half years ought to be long enough to think about it.

Worst song ever written. Fight me.

@Patrick,

The entire Reggaeton uh, music genre.

After Coney's comment re:Hymowitz yesterday, this came to mind.

How cool is Twitter?

Nananana batdick (NSFW)

https://mobile.twitter.com/BlackCat_Dandy/status/1042519296969203713

Lawsuit: A NJ student used "pig" to refer to police and was charged under NJ's anti-bullying law because it hurt the feelings of a classmate whose father is a cop, even though the student wasn't even in class that day.

https://twitter.com/pebonilla/status/1042418669194801153

Once, I woke up in the middle of the night and decided to check on him. He was sitting up in his crib muttering in a language I couldn’t understand (thanks to eight years of Catholic school, I was able to make out a few words in Latin). Then, when he caught me watching him he exclaimed, “Human mother, I am glad you are here, I need milk from your breasts.” Just some of the curveballs parenthood throws at you, I guess!

https://runt-of-the-web.com/devil-baby

"Fight me. "

Since so many contenders are so blatantly insincere in their content and delivery by comparison, it looks like you've got a pretty strong argument there.

Here's some more awful crap.