Meet The Young And Indoctrinated
Friendly reminder to parents of what they get for that yacht's worth of college tuition. https://t.co/PLXBtAkHJy
— Amy Alkon (@amyalkon) February 8, 2019
In other recent crazy: "Adidas pulls all-white sneaker created for Black History Month after Twitter backlash."
I'm confused on what color the backlashers think the shoes should have been. Harriet Tubman chocolate brown? Milky latte-brown? Marketing ploy medium brown?
P.S. White people are not actually white; nor are black people actually black.
I'm still confused.








What does a sneaker, of any color or even multicolored, have to do with Black History Month?
Wfjag at February 8, 2019 3:13 AM
The first two responses to Amy's tweet
I R A Darth Aggie at February 8, 2019 5:52 AM
I'm still still confused on the sneaker.
Amy Alkon at February 8, 2019 6:03 AM
all-white sneaker
apply black shoe polish like the coonman
Stinky the Clown at February 8, 2019 6:24 AM
White sneakers have a long history with African-Americans.
Billy "White Shoes" Johnson, instigator of the NFL touchdown dance, wore them.
Run-DMC wore white Adidas sneakers and even wrote a song about them:
They're black and white, white with black stripe
The ones I like to wear when I rock the mic
Conan the Grammarian at February 8, 2019 6:33 AM
She is probably crying now.
Don’t you meanies feel badly? No? Me neither.
Isab at February 8, 2019 6:34 AM
Country? Aren't countries and political boundaries forcibly-imposed constructs of the patriarchal imperialist/capitalist white man?
Conan the Grammarian at February 8, 2019 7:00 AM
I hate young people. And Twitter.
ahw at February 8, 2019 7:46 AM
...And Buzzfeed.
ahw at February 8, 2019 7:47 AM
I'm still confused.
I think that's part of their plan, keep their opposition guessing.
bkmale at February 8, 2019 7:54 AM
Isab: She is probably crying now.
I'll assume this is sarcasm. She's giggling like a pre-teen school girl right now. This was a transparent ploy to get attention. She succeeded.
Patrick at February 8, 2019 8:49 AM
When I was in high school ALL sneakers were white. Just the patriarchy I guess. Now you see athletes wearing orange and neon green shoes.
According to this logic, black people can't wear white clothes and white people can't wear black. We are letting the crazy and paranoid rule our world.
cc at February 8, 2019 8:59 AM
Related:
https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/gordon-ramsay-under-fire-for-plans-to-open-authentic-asian-restaurant
I R A Darth Aggie at February 8, 2019 9:34 AM
We are letting the crazy and paranoid rule our world.
Nah. Let them cry and pout. Take Patrick's advice and tell them to go fuck themselves. Gordan Ramsay is just the chap to do that, too. His business partners probably not so much.
Do it cheerfully, with a smirk on your face. I understand that drives them to levels of frothy insanity.
I R A Darth Aggie at February 8, 2019 9:38 AM
ahw, Patrick, and cc all got it right.
Namely, WHY do we act as though the rude young fringe on Twitter represent the world or even deserve to get mentioned at this forum - or that they represent how the middle-aged people of the future will talk and behave when they're NOT on Twitter?
It's sort of like all the crazy, sometimes-illegal behavior on fictional TV shows. Just because those shows MIGHT get the highest ratings doesn't mean that the viewers think it's OK to imitate that sort of uncivilized behavior when face-to-face with real people - whether they're friends or strangers. (At any rate, *I* certainly see a big difference in decorum between fiction and everyday real life, even when we're talking about TV shows that are decades old.)
lenona at February 8, 2019 9:49 AM
Let's be honest, those all-white sneakers look awful are nothing more like a cheap cash grab.
If they wanted, they could have released limited edition Adidas Superstar sneaker shoes -complete with LL Cool J singing Mama said knock you out- for the month and make bank with it.
Sixclaws at February 8, 2019 10:28 AM
Friendly reminder that you don't get to celebrate lunar new year . . . after my plan to steal the moon succeeds!!! Mwa hahaha! I shal take your tides and leave you with nothing.
Ben at February 8, 2019 11:04 AM
"My recommendation for Kassy is either Python or JavaScript."
Please don't. The last thing the field needs is another SJW who can't code their way out of a paper bag, but is great at throwing around grievances. Warning: We all have Asperger's, commit 25 microagressions per day, and are completely insensitive to your emotions.
Cousin Dave at February 8, 2019 1:03 PM
I don't GET to celebrate? Who the hell is going to stop me if I chose to? And how? Who's going to do the genetic testing to make sure I'm not sufficiently Asian to qualify to GET to? The stupid, it burns!
Jim Armstrong at February 8, 2019 2:00 PM
What's Asian ancestry got to do with it?
My pagan Irish ancestors used a hybrid lunar/solar calendar.
Plenty of pagan European cultures used a lunar calendar - why do you think we celebrate so many Christian holidays on a pagan schedule?
Conan the Grammarian at February 8, 2019 2:18 PM
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