I didn't know who these two guys were when I first saw this photograph as someone's twitter banner.

But the guy on the right is the most football-coach-lookin' football coach to ever have coached football. Lookm at that face.

This is an artistic interpretation of the inner workings of a mind with ADHD

https://twitter.com/RealYungCripp/status/1112164680896835585

So your hedgehogs need names?

Might I suggest Sam 'n Ella

I'll just go get that second cup of coffee now.

This is an artistic interpretation of the inner workings of a mind with ADHD

Nothin' wrong with wee lasses wearing wee bikinis and tokin' a hit. I'll be in my bunk.

Journalist insists germs aren't real because he can't see them.

You, uh, might not want to shake hands with the TV nooz guy.

Damn this browswer!

Wrong link.

Here, try this one:

https://www.thestar.com/entertainment/television/opinion/2019/02/11/fox-news-host-pete-hegseth-shouldve-kept-his-dirty-secret-to-himself.html

Hormones 'n' stuff:

How Observing Birth Control Side Effects Drove One OBGYN to Offer Fertility Awareness in Her Practice

How to keep your foot from becoming a pain-filled paperweight.

How to Identify, Treat, and Prevent Plantar Fasciitis and Partial Plantar Tears

Guess what, gay people and feminists: you're not intersectional enough, according to today's Democrats:

SCHILLING: New Legislation Would End Women’s Bathrooms, Changing Rooms — In The Name Of Equality

And the squiggly red line underneath the word "intersectional" as I type shows that even Firefox is not up-to-date on victim lingo.

Gog I still remember a press conference for a guy who had a heart transplant. One of the reporters wanted to know how the donor was doing. The doctor blinked, asked if he mainly did sports, and asked for the next question much to the annoyance of the stupid reporter.

"asked if he mainly did sports, and asked for the next question "

Sweet, sweet smackdown.