I must date this woman.

Kindawanna read the concluding chapter for this story.

A pork double-header.

It's just a squirrel with cleavage

https://twitter.com/boblim1204/status/1049632650112032770

The road to hell is paved with good intentions

https://twitter.com/realRogerCheeto/status/1120667925709455360

I've been on 11 juries and this has never happened in any of those trials. I gotta get on more exciting trials.

Does having a dog make you a racist if you're white? why, yes, it does.

https://twitter.com/CathyYoung63/status/1119886195192889345

Scroll down a bit in this tweet chain to find the "magical thinking".

https://twitter.com/HPluckrose/status/1119911244713091072

Boy, that escalated quickly.

SEEN ON FACEBOOK: “All these Democratic candidates want free college for everyone. Which one worked for free as a professor?”

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/328654/

SEEN ON FACEBOOK: “All these Democratic candidates want free college for everyone. Which one worked for free as a professor?” ~ from a link by I R A Darth Aggie at April 24, 2019 7:17 AM

You could (and should) ask similar questions about that "free medical care" they keep touting.

Doctors and technicians ain't free. Neither are x-ray machines.

Whoops.

A New York Times article claiming that Jesus “was most likely a Palestinian man with dark skin” is generating a fierce push-back from the Jewish community.

The executive director of Boston’s Jewish Community Relations Council, Jeremy Burton, tweeted, “Important to point out that no, Jesus did not identify as Palestinian. He was a Judean Jew and for him, the term Palestine was that of the Roman occupier.”

https://www.algemeiner.com/2019/04/23/new-york-times-claims-jesus-was-likely-a-palestinian/

This will play well in Peoria. Will they also restore his right to keep and bear arms?

https://www.nationalreview.com/corner/bernie-sanders-kamala-harris-restore-boston-marathon-bombers-voting-rights/

“...Jesus did not identify as Palestinian. He was a Judean Jew....” ~ from a link by I R A Darth Aggie at April 24, 2019 7:57 AM

"Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side." ~ Archie Bunker

Crenshaw can see more clearly with one eye than most of the Dem presidential candidates can with two.

This plan effectively asks all Americans, many of whom never got a degree, to give their tax dollars to people who CHOSE to take out a student loan so that they COULD get a job paying $250k a year.

https://twitter.com/RepDanCrenshaw/status/1120737254455087105

Say wat? Worst. Nazi. Ever.

https://www.westernjournal.com/ct/israel-loves-trump-much-planning-name-town/

Fey little thing. https://mobile.twitter.com/VERYINTERESTlNG/status/1121062201459036160

Some things just don't want to stay dead.

https://twitter.com/JudicialWatch/status/1120729966650507264

Grrreeeaaaaatttt......

https://mobile.twitter.com/Quillette/status/1121081535157895169

Ever feel like you're always looking in the wrong direction?

Bull!

Waheba Issa Dais, 46, of Cudahy, Wisconsin

“Remember Boston Marathon bombing?” prosecutors said she posted to an undercover F.B.I. agent on Facebook. “It was very easy to make. All it needs is a pressure cooker, shrapnel and explosives. Join my channel and research.”

1. I admire Weiss' legs, and desire her.

2. It's appalling that anyone could remember the Lewinski scandal as fodder a *youthful* political discussion. Ew... Gross.

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2019/04/bari-weiss-the-new-york-times-provocateur

So many faulty wires in France!

https://twitter.com/AmyMek/status/1120858417520889856

After five hours of contentious public debate on Tuesday night, which was preceded by six weeks of controversy, the San Francisco Port Commission unanimously approved plans to build a homeless navigation center on the Embarcadero waterfront in South Beach, a wealthy downtown neighborhood where some residents in opposition to the center raised $101,425 to pay for lawyers that all but promised to take the issue to court.

https://twitter.com/Gizmodo/status/1121103705154174977

Florida, man. Or: this bunny is bad news.

A bar hopping bunny who claimed he was defending a woman when cameras caught him in a downtown Orlando brawl Easter Sunday may not be so innocent.

Turns out, the man in the suit -- 20-year-old Antoine McDonald -- is wanted in New Jersey in connection with a vehicle burglary last fall. He was also recently a “person of interest” in a carjacking and two armed robberies in Pasco County, according to the Pasco County Sheriff’s Office.

https://www.tampabay.com/florida/2019/04/23/easter-bunny-brawler-is-pasco-man-and-fugitive-from-new-jersey-with-violent-past/

Florida, man. Or: this bunny is bad news. ~ I R A Darth Aggie at April 24, 2019 11:33 AM

In any other state, that would be weird; in Florida, it's Wednesday.

"homeless navigation center"

Are they putting homeless people out to sea?

@sixclaws "It's just a squirrel with cleavage"

Have you seen the goat with booty? https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=5&v=0JFX5JtymMQ