Some people just can't handle a rejection:

https://twitter.com/lyzl/status/1118704956847136768

I am also revered for my credit score.

My God, it's full of....

> can't handle a rejection

That's quite a set of tweets. She's "running his name through the court records" because he didn't want to meet her through a dating service or whatever.

So, yeah, the professional pretenses of workaday journalists are not doing much to affirm their stature in the public mind.

I was quibbling with Bennybun about Time magazine in the other thread... This was the kind of thing that came to mind. Journos are, as a rule, not appropriately humble.

Jennifer Hudson On Why She Shouldn’t Pay Child Support Even Though She Makes More Money & Kid Stays With His Dad

https://twitter.com/BSO/status/1118386124844564484

"That's quite a set of tweets."

OMG. "I'm superior to you; I will never do anything for you, and I won't be there when you need help. And I have a tractor-trailer full of baggage. I don't understand why you aren't attracted to me!"

People are getting their panties in a bunch over this:

https://mobile.twitter.com/i/events/1118976399404982272

I think this is a cute love story.

The good news? Jesus Christ is back on Earth. The bad news? Mary Magdalene decided to tag along:

https://twitter.com/Sugar_Tits_Bear/status/1113851589167464449

Oy, vey!

https://twitter.com/Yair_Rosenberg/status/1119239926539796480

If you're still unclear as to why college students manage to rack up so much debt, this may be helpful.

A mind-boggling 5,168 employees of Ohio State University made a six-figure salary or higher in 2018, while 18 of those employees earned more than $1 million last year.

The university employs 47,686 individuals, of which roughly 11 percent – a little more than one in 10 – earned a six-figure salary or higher.

https://tennesseestar.com/2019/04/18/ohio-state-salaries-exposed-more-than-5000-employees-made-six-figures-or-higher/

This really should be a Florida story.

A California mom may serve time after she had sex with both of her own daughters’ boyfriends — who were each high school freshmen when she stole them away from the girls, officials said.

https://nypost.com/2019/04/17/mom-allegedly-had-sex-with-both-her-daughters-teen-boyfriends/

Family get togethers are going to be real fun when she gets out of prison. No, Mom, I'm not letting you meet my husband.

Darth, those stats are golden.

Darth, those stats are golden.

I...ah...got nothing. Unlike the OSU administration.

Meanwhile, teaching a man to troll means never having to buy your own popcorn. Or something.

https://twitter.com/KurtSchlichter/status/1118971820583952384

Related to the side track in the next post, one of the occupants of the van down down by the river is proposing a VAT. I predict the rest of his cohorts to sign on in 3...2...1.

https://pjmedia.com/trending/2020-candidate-andrew-yang-says-u-s-needs-a-value-added-tax-vat/

(KS bought me a drink once when my pocket cash was all the noisy kind. I bought him one the very next time we met, by which time he'd forgotten, and he was grateful like it was the keys to the city.)

Also, Darth, 1 of Every 5 Government Employees Has a 6-Figure Salary.

1 of Every 5 Government Employees Has a 6-Figure Salary.

I'm in the wrong bidness.

Teddy bear horrorshow

Wow Gog. Just wow.

Speaking of wow.

Dame Emma Thompson joined climate protesters in London on Thursday to declare that she wants to be among those demonstrators arrested by police.

However, it has emerged that the Oscar winning British actress was photographed a day earlier arriving at Heathrow Airport after apparently flying from Los Angeles where it is believed she had been celebrating her 60th birthday.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/04/18/emma-thompson-accused-hypocrisy-takes-overnight-flight-la-take/

"It is estimated that a single 5,456-mile transatlantic flight between Los Angeles and London Heathrow would run up a three tonne carbon footprint."

Yeah, yeah, the penguins, blah blah, whatever. Just get that good PR!