Funny tweet.

Neighbors? Well! That's quite the co-winky doodle.

Cowinkity-dinkity, cowankity-pankity.

Yummmm

https://twitter.com/41Strange/status/1132117249907544064

How a short guy wins

https://twitter.com/AXSTVFights/status/1132107796365729792

Attractive woman: Follow the links.

From "things your don't see every day:"

Man allegedly hiding drugs in butt accidentally shoots himself in testicles

Presenting America's newest Nanny State Ninny:

Meet The GOP Senator Who Wants To Eradicate Social Media Companies

From "things your don't see every day:" ~ mpetrie98 at May 27, 2019 12:30 PM

The idiocy is strong with this one. He's a 13-time felon hiding marijuana up his butt - in a state in which recreational marijuana is legal.

Memorial day is an unpleasant memory for many.

Sadly, I have bad news: while veterans have spent everything for your freedom, you have been giving it away.
Here is the even more unpleasant news about how you have done this and are STILL doing this, either because you don’t know or because you put personal interests above that of running the country, which is actually YOUR job. This will not be easy to fix, as should be apparent if you realize how thoroughly you have set yourself up.

So in a fit of curiosity I ran your column 'There's Something About Marriott' through the verbiage analyzer 'I Write Like', and it thinks you write like Arthur C. Clarke.

Yes, the 2001: Space Odyssey, Rendezvous With Rama, Childhood's End Arthur C. Clarke.

Nice!