I may not be able to put up the post I wrote till morning. My software seems stuck. I can't get into it -- it's hanging up. I wrote our hosting company and I bet it'll be fixed in the a.m. Sorry!

"Useful idiot" is posted as of 2:50am PST

Hi guys!!!

I have a birthday coming up.

Hi guys!!!

I have a birthday coming up.

Crid at May 7, 2019 3:59 AM

Believe me sweetie. I would buy it for you if I could. Would you settle for the long term loan of a really nice high end banjo? Pics available on request. :-).

With all the fun and most infuriating people gone from polite e-society, 2020 may be the test year for whether alternative social networks can nudge their way onto the playing field and give dinosaurs like Facebook a run for their data-thieving money. So, in the spirit of free competition, I offer a list of where to find some of the best-known banned celebrities.

https://spectator.us/a-complete-guide-to-finding-your-favourite-banned-celebrity-online/

Instagram Filters are a mistake:

https://twitter.com/TheBigBatman/status/1125344968879542272

Hike faster, I hear banjo music!

Shots fired.

You are copying people who say "fuck the patriarchy" because you think it makes you sound cool (false). But since you are a privileged white kid going to Harvard, when people say, "fuck the patriarchy," they mean you.

https://pluralist.com/david-hogg-comes-out-as-male-feminist/

https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Microbes-might-combat-superbugs-biological-agents-13820568.php

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/life/married-truly-empowering/

Supposedly people are marrying themselves? What if she wants a divorce?

Beware of the doom & gloom peddlers.

https://twitter.com/BjornLomborg/status/1125719620554559488

It's still a better name than what the Hollywood celebrities are giving to their kids

https://twitter.com/maybejenmerritt/status/1125480109211672576

It's a courteous gesture, but they don't banjos with whammy bars or exotic wood tops in lurid finishes.

Besides, nobody said I could actually PLAY music....

> "fuck the patriarchy"

As Flannagan asked a couple of days ago (since deleted), "With whose dick?"