A tale about getting felt up in the dark when you're out there on your own.

Listen, this Donald Fagan song has problems... But all Donald Fagan songs have problems. And like so many others, it's nonetheless really good.

How to flip a Bird scooter into a personal scooter with a $30 conversion kit.

https://boingboing.net/2018/12/08/flipping-a-bird.html

I see people talking freely, working on their MacBooks, ordering food they get in an instant, seeing cars go by outside, and it dawned on me. We live in the most privileged time in the most prosperous nation and we’ve become completely blind to it. Vehicles, food, technology, freedom to associate with whom we choose.

https://fee.org/articles/college-student-my-generation-is-blind-to-the-prosperity-around-us/

Dogs and fireworks generally don't mix well. This does.

https://trendingviews.co/video/dog-steals-the-fireworks-and-it-s-way-better-than-fetch-7557.html

Few things are as beautiful as untouched bait. You can watch the fisherman, steaming there on the bank; nobody wants his oh-so-generous offering!
He can't help himself. He must fish!

And just like Socialism, administrators from the other colleges/universities will repeat the same mistakes performed by Oberlin because doing things the same way will work this time:

https://twitter.com/LegInsurrection/status/1139886390706130944

Wanna bet like with Mizzou, they're going to fire one scapegoat and then pretend things will be fine?

"But let me take a moment to describe our generous benefits package...."

As Keanu once put it, "shoot the hostage."

And you know why this prank show targets poor people? Because the unemployed can't afford a lawyer.

These lucky “contestants”—already presumably freaked out by the tenuous specter of employment in the modern economy—are then subjected to “business as usual until their paths collide and these part-time jobs turn into full-time nightmares.”

https://twitter.com/TheAVClub/status/1139656289846464513

Thou shalt not tip yon Tessy.

Fashion leadership: Alright, my little duckings... Time to get out there and sell it!

Lengthy article from The Intelligencer that answers the question, "Why is Tulsi Gabbard so Weird?"

The Cajun Race Car story is pretty good.

'been there, done that:

https://twitter.com/EddieSteak/status/1139600775737483264

Good news! . . . oh, wait, my bad, it's not.

Kentucky migrants arrive with ebola

" all Donald Fagan songs have problems. And like so many others, it's nonetheless really good."

Lol... Before I clicked on the link, I thought to myself, "I'll bet it's either 'The Nightfly' or 'I.G.Y.'"