Yoga As White-Shaming Hate Fest
Seattle increasingly sounds like one giant crater of "woke"-ness, and by that I mean cultish racist nonthink.
This charming yoga class is an example of that.
"Rainer Beach Yoga," which advertises itself as a center of "Community. Compassion. Transformation," offers an "Undoing Whiteness" yoga class. (Oh, and Martin Luther King, with his dream of people judging each other "by the content of their character," is nowhere to be fucking found.) From their site:
Are you a white person wanting to unpack the harmful ways white supremacy is embedded in your body, mind and heart?Are you looking for an embodied approach to racial and social justice?
Are you craving a spiritual community where oppression and privilege can be addressed with compassion and honesty?
This awareness-building exploration is for white people to begin or continue the work of looking into the ways whiteness is conditioned within us as well as committing to an action we want to bring out into the world supporting racial justice.
In this class we will:
•have a discussion around the pathology of whiteness and how contemplative practices can be supportive tools to navigate looking at our conditioning with fierce compassion
•practice tools of embodiment to understand how this lives not only in our psyches but also in our physical bodies
•meditate to understand how the mind is affected by whiteness, as well as how the mind can be a tool to counteract whiteness with awareness and humanity
•share an action we plan to commit to in order to support our desire for racial justice in our communities
•Use Shelly Tochluk's book Witnessing Whiteness as a guide for our work. Reading is recommended, but not required.
Skin-color-based original sin as a reason to buy a yoga pass!
In case any culties have wandered over here, you are not responsible for the actions of everyone with your skin color, hair color, or religion, not any more than you are for the actions of anybody who bought those same ill-advised pants you did last Saturday at the mall.
This yoga class and the thinking that goes into it is a racket and an extremely racist one to boot. (See "King, Martin Luther," for more.)
via @Boonski








Are these financially successful?
The white-bashing dinner ladies never got back to me BTW. I know you think I'm nuts but I was considering doing one out of curiosity if the price wasn't too high.
NicoleK at June 12, 2019 2:10 AM
"Seattle increasingly sounds like one giant crater of "woke"-ness, and by that I mean cultish racist nonthink."
From relatives living there that seems right. If you don't sit still and let them lecture you for hours on end you are engaging in violence to suppress their free speech rights and hence they are fully justified in using violence against you to restore those rights. At the same time you are not allowed to talk because that wouldn't be polite.
It is heads I win tails you lose logic. What is more disturbing is the people who practice it don't understand the issues with what they are doing. They are so bubbled up most can't conceive how anything they are doing could be wrong.
Ben at June 12, 2019 6:43 AM
Nicole, love your investigative spirit!
Amy Alkon at June 12, 2019 6:52 AM
Hey, when a new sin is identified, at least we can count on somebody to sell indulgences.
Identify a need and fill it. It's the 'Murican way!
Old RPM Daddy (OldRPMDaddy at GMail dot com) at June 12, 2019 7:18 AM
Does nobody see the irony of a white woman who teaches an bastardized form of Indian spirituality (cultural appropriation) to other whites.
John Paulson at June 12, 2019 8:03 AM
Are people really that desperate to feel guilty about something and have that guilt expurgated that their skin color will do the trick?
Hmmm. Maybe this is why the Catholic Church has confession. Free guilt expurgation every Saturday from noon to three.
Conan the Grammarian at June 12, 2019 9:02 AM
Its a fucking hustle. Imagine you are good white liberal citizen of Seattle. You are vegetarian, you teach yoga, you voted for Obama twice and Bernie in the last primary. Everything is going great until one day you read how white people doing yoga is cultural appropriation. Shit, you just want to make a living and keep your slamming figure. Suddenly you are the potential bad guy. So in order to stay ahead of the curve you come up with a self-flagellation version of yoga with your bi-racial sorority friend. Boom, problem solved.
Shtetl G at June 12, 2019 9:17 AM
Excerpts from the undoing whiteness yoga web page:
In this class we will... have a discussion around the pathology of whiteness...
Dates for 2019... June 12 (SOLD OUT)
Energy Exchange per workshop:
Supported Rate: $13
Sustaining Rate: $19
Solidarity Rate: $26
Is this a safe space for white people? This is not a safe space or a brave space... I can not and do not guarantee comfort.
How can a Yoga class work with undoing whiteness? This is not a class of physical yoga postures... I am forever a guest to Yoga and also understand that using a colonized practice to face whiteness is evidence of cultural appropriation...
Why are you doing this work in a gentrifying neighborhood? Gentrification is one of the most destructive ways white supremacy is currently operating. Here is a list of ways white people like me can work towards repair:
5. Do not interrupt or question...
7. Offer reparations
8. Offer free or low rent
Sounds like an exercise in groveling for "woke" white progressives. Though I suspect getting white progressives to grovel will be a lot easier than getting them to voluntarily hand over much of their own $Energy for reparations and free or low rent. Especially in Seattle, second only to San Francisco for progressive white gentrification on the west coast.
Ken R at June 12, 2019 9:46 AM
"...the pathology of whiteness..."
Considering the crime, poverty and hopelessness characteristic of POC communities compared to the relative prosperity, comfort and safety of white communities - especially in highly liberal, progressive cities like Seattle - I think addressing the pathology of POCness would be more enlightening and promising for POC people.
POCs, especially African Americans, would benefit by exploring with open, unbigoted minds the cultures and values of white people (and Asians and Jews) and appropriating more from them - you know, like the Obamas have done.
Liberal POCs haven't yet even become woke enough to realize that white people actually have cultures - are in fact very diverse. They still haven't realize that the more liberal, progressive, left-wing, Democrat a city, like Seattle, becomes, the more economically and racially polarized and gentrified, and miserable for POCs and the poor, it becomes.
Ken R at June 12, 2019 10:29 AM
Yoga class is NEVER comfortable, especially if you're fat like me! Fuckin' hate it.
NicoleK at June 12, 2019 12:50 PM
Sounds like P.T. Barnum was born in the wrong century - a "sucker is born every minute"; and those who would be willing to sign up for and pay this class would be P.T. Barnum's favorite customers!
charles at June 12, 2019 5:17 PM
Perhaps a little levity will counter this attack of mass stupidity upon the Pacific Northwest.
mpetrie98 at June 12, 2019 5:39 PM
Hey, if you're white you must have too much money. Paying for this class will help fix that.
Rex Little at June 12, 2019 9:20 PM
I sometimes fantasize about myself as a rich lady bountiful, I, as a landlady, would offer low rents for poor families!
In reality when I WAS a landlady I offered a very high rent and it barely covered my mortgage and condo fees and whatever maintenance came up. I don't remember if I made a profit, if I did it was like 50 bucks a month. It may have been a loss. I basically broke even.
NicoleK at June 12, 2019 10:42 PM
In reality when I WAS a landlady I offered a very high rent and it barely covered my mortgage and condo fees and whatever maintenance came up. I don't remember if I made a profit, if I did it was like 50 bucks a month. It may have been a loss. I basically broke even.
NicoleK at June 12, 2019 10:42 PM
You generally don’t make money as a landlord unless you have substantial equity in the property you are renting. The tax breaks for individuals just aren’t good enough to cover the expenses, and still make a profit.
Isab at June 13, 2019 7:26 AM
Yes. Therefor the whole "offer low rents" thing only works if you're very rich and willing to leak money for charity.
NicoleK at June 13, 2019 11:04 AM
"There's White people moving in?! Hell! They're going to make it all nice an' shit!"
Steve Daniels at June 13, 2019 12:49 PM
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