Helping you get a good night's sleep:

https://twitter.com/theMemesBot/status/1144083812948819968

The problem with being a member of the Church of the Woke is that you're never, ever, sufficiently woke.

Sure, there’s a statistically insignificant chance that Sleepy Floppy Gropey Joe is really Seggy Joe, wistfully recalling the days of segregation and Jim Crow – after all, those are Democrat inventions – but it’s … unlikely. But that doesn’t matter. The Social Justice Whiners who totally dominate the Democrat Party have made sure that neither he nor any of the other liberals fighting for the chance to be crushed by Donald Trump in 2020 will be measured by any sane standard.

https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2019/06/27/joe-biden-learns-you-can-never-be-woke-enough-n2548925

"Stealing from a sick kid" - about porch pirates:

http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,430974

Half of it:

cfdavep
"A couple of women claiming homelessness got into some porch pirating and when checking out the grab bag discovered it was WWF kid stuff for a sick kid with a brain tumor. They give the stuff back with a cutsie note after public outcry because it was well....a sick kid. Now some people are going on about how wonderful they are for finding in their black hearts to feel sorry for a sick kid and all should be forgiven. One of the commenters pointed out that the c--ts were claiming homelessness to get the heat of their cowardly asses and are playing the compassion game to not face charges. All you gotta do is claim compassion for kids and you are off the hook in some people's minds."

kittehpeoples
"If they were decent human beings they wouldn't be stealing stuff off people's porches, no matter who their victims were. Would it have been okay if they were stealing from healthy adults? Of course not. They're scum and figured if they got caught, their punishment would be worse because they stole from a child. This was absolutely self-serving."

Lying to the FBI? I thought that was a terrible crime?

Heather Samuelson, Hillary Clinton’s personal attorney, gave the FBI and Judicial Watch conflicting explanations of when she learned that the former secretary of state used a private email system to conduct official U.S. diplomatic business.

https://www.theepochtimes.com/hillary-clintons-lawyer-changes-story-on-when-she-knew-about-emails_2984163.html

Interesting...but I no longer trust studies.

https://www.studyfinds.org/boys-more-victimized-by-teen-dating-violence-than-girls-study-finds/

Harsh, but fair.

Goodnight everyone except Antifa criminals who I plan to sue into oblivion and then sow salt into their yoga studios and avocado toast stands until nothing grows there, not even the glimmer of a violent criminal conspiracy aided by the effete impotence of a cowed city government.

https://twitter.com/pnjaban/status/1145597621622341632

Why are environmentalists such messy people?

https://twitter.com/JammieWF/status/1145719503009058816

> "Stealing from a sick kid"

Oh Lenona, do we have a blog post for you....

I love these videos, because an intrusion long enough to be so violently aborted can't really said to have been defeated.

Regrettably, you overflew my airspace.

A good shot, tho. Is that Hawkeye from Marvel, or the Green Arrow from DC?

I want Louis CK back.

The first 32 minutes of this, through "birthday," are as strong as any standup you'll ever hear.

Not perfectly even, or perfectly to taste, but still the best in the game for this decade.

Something great about being old is when there's some buzzing in the news stream, and you'll be nauseated by a phrase like "Taylor Swift's catalog," but then realize you're unburdened with the responsibility to investigate.

Carry on, children.

A comprehensive list of achievements performed by Police State Barbie:

https://twitter.com/niktaylorde/status/1145281507449286656

I'd never have the bal

…Oh.