https://twitter.com/michaelmalice/status/1166371175175479296

Margret Sanger hardest hit.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/2019/08/27/how-white-nationalists-aligned-themselves-with-antiabortion-movement/

I knew that having an open house during the sale of one's home was of mixed value, but this is bad.

People are sneaking into open houses under realtors' noses and stealing home sellers' prescription opioids.

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/fake-buyers-raiding-medicine-cabinets-at-open-houses-to-steal-opioids-from-home-sellers

The Babylon Bee: paper of record.

"I am so sorry to all of Stalin and Mao's brave supporters," said Brian Stelter in an on-air apology Tuesday morning. "We never meant to associate these great men with Donald Trump. We did not intend to disparage communism in that way."

https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-apologizes-to-stalin-mao-after-comparing-them-to-trump

"Why It Was Easier to Be Skinny in the 1980s"

https://getpocket.com/explore/item/why-it-was-easier-to-be-skinny-in-the-1980s?utm_source=pocket-newtab

""Why It Was Easier to Be Skinny in the 1980s"

I believe the answer to that question is: cocaine. Actually, being about half serious, more stimulants were at least semi-legal and socially condoned in the 1980s. I've heard some of the Boeing old-timers talk about going to the company nurse to get "greenies"; they handed them out like candy.

https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2019/08/24/racist-troll-explains-how-her-former-friends-would-do-anything-for-her-but-give-up-their-whiteness/

Caption: really jonesing for that sweet, sweet, aggravated battery charge.

https://twitter.com/realjuliasong/status/1166166587038208001

In the college town where I grew up, it was a sandwich. And it was a good one! Ate like a dozen my freshman year.

But daaaaaaahhhhhyyuuummmm....

All you wimply little Trump voters, scurrying around and whining... Time MAN UP.


Is he for real or isn't he???

And none of you found the courage to comment on my detailed plan for a new football league, one with a maximum player weight of 150 pounds. But I was serious!! You were just busy, right? Weekend responsibilities. Storm windows. Visiting aunts.

Well to Hell with your equivocations…

In few of recent events, we've decided to move forward.

Amy with provide the financing.

First kickoff Friday, September 5, 2020, at 8 PM EST / 5PM PST in the new Los Angeles Stadium at Hollywood Park.

Seriousballs,

I didn't know Gronk was 29 as well.


We can imagine players and their agents negotiating "quick sunset" pay scales, such that the wealth formerly spread across a Brady-duration career is packed into ten youthful seasons, perhaps with a guarantee to retire thereafter, when the signatory team has presumably won the Superbowl for which some Taco Bell-sized Sociology dropout is demanding $320 million.

These guys are just too fucking big.

Related:

https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/as-offered-potential-no-1-nfl-draft-pick-kyler-murray-14-million-to-pick-baseball-report-says/

Kyler Murray is currently a quarterback for the Arizona Cardinals. We'll see if he comes to regret not taking the A's up on their offer. I'm thinking he should have stuck to baseball. According to the NFL combine, he's 5'10" and about 210 pounds.

A key lesson of the Trump era is that every single allegedly neutral, nonpartisan, super-professional institution has turned out to be, in fact, a bunch of partisan hacks shilling for the permanent political party. Voters can be forgiven for adopting a “burn it all down” attitude in response.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/340363/

Seems legit.

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-majority-of-sin-can-be-linked-to-not-having-enough-coffee-in-your-system

Nukes aren't sexy anymore. I want Trump to shoot the hurricane with lasers. Maybe something with magnets at the very least. Nukes sound like old people stuff.

By the way— Both Gronk & Luck, depending on how you count, had careers three times as long as the typical NFL player.

…And God knows how many times as lucrative.

These were enormously powerful, outlandishly graceful men who got their shit kicked in… It's a deal with the Devil.

The more I think about it, the more I think that the fans who booed Luck are, on an individual level, ethical doorknobs and financially flatlined. Exactly which 19th-century spectacle do they want restored for their amusement?

Wiki—

On March 31, 2019, Luck married longtime girlfriend Nicole Pechanec.[155] He announced on June 14, 2019 that they are expecting their first child.[156]

Twitter—

The thumbs.

Maternal values.

"shoot the hurricane with lasers"

Maybe if they were QUANTUM lasers, sure.

Because sharks with frickin' quantum lasers on their heads would be cool.

This is fine, but I personally would have just asked for an upgrade to First.

Sports violence, see also the first comment.

Rep. Omar apparently believes she can 'allow' us to talk amongst ourselves.

"I have no interest in really allowing the conversation about my personal life to continue "

A portent of her desire for our future, I assume.

Heche en Mexico?

No!

Zhongguo zhizao!

Mexican Navy intercepts 25 tons of Chinese fentanyl destined for the Sinaloa cartel homeworld.

Darth, that goes back to what I said about the '80s being better, due to the widespread availability of stimulants. This despite the fact that back then, a computer costing thousands of dollars only had 8 MB of memory. (Then again, back then we knew how to write code, so we didn't need gazigabtyoes of memory. As long as you were fine with command lines and ASCII graphics.)

I accept and appreciate the correction Gog. You are right. We need more quantum in our hurricanes.