How do you know men want to sit next to you? I suspect that all you need to do is open your cake hole and pontificate. Only the soi-bois will want to stay and hang on your every word.

Related: white male privilege.

https://dilbert.com/strip/2019-09-13

What was that feminist kerfuffle about "manspreading" again?

Wow, you can cut the hypocrisy there with a knife.

Yeah, I'm betting that men sitting next to her isn't much of a problem in the real world. She's no Amy Alkon.

Now this is more like the 21st century I was hoping for.

https://twitter.com/mashable/status/1171847624636424195

https://twitter.com/Vermeullarmine/status/1172447328193531906

I think the only response to the Express' last cover is learn to code.

https://www.thehour.com/business/article/Express-commuter-newspaper-published-by-The-14431419.php

I used to work with one of those sovereign citizen types. The IRS has a roughly 100% garnishment order on his wages. He will pick up a job for a while, but once tax season rolls around there isn't much point in working for no pay.

Move over Pilates, there's a new NSFW fitness fad in town:

https://twitter.com/arieljones411/status/1172480499316666368

This is my shocked face.

Patients with dementia can now be killed by their doctors even if they strongly object to euthanasia at the time, so long as they have previously given consent for the fatal procedure. In other words, if a patient were to change their mind about the assisted suicide, a doctor could still legally kill them against their will.

https://www.dailywire.com/news/51688/dutch-woman-euthanized-against-her-will-doctor-was-amanda-prestigiacomo

Move over Pilates

That needs to be redubbed. With fart sounds.

Florida Woman. She's actually kinda hot. And now you know where Florida Children come from.

https://pjmedia.com/vodkapundit/florida-man-friday-woman-slips-handcuffs-steals-cop-car/

Theranos Woman still isn't in jail?

Two weeks for Huffman is not enough.

Consider this.

What's the worst that could happen?

Universities and colleges are sponsoring retirement communities on their grounds, hoping that young and old can enrich each other’s lives while filling the school’s coffers.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/09/10/us/college-university-retirement-communities.html

Linkhogging

Look at these brave women fighting the patriarchy.

https://i.imgur.com/vNpNHpN.png

BTW, examples of these stronk womyn are easier to find en Español with the keywords Mujer no cede el asiento.

Sarafina claims that it is "her" space!

Nope, it is NOT your space. Your fare entitles you to ONE seat, not two.

I sometimes make it a habit of asking the seat hog taking up the spare seat beside them with a bag or whatever it move it so I can sit there. Even if there is another seat available.

And, rolling you eyes at me while you move your bag only makes YOU the jerk, not me.

Elite horror writers: what DON'T they know???

In ‘Late Show’ appearance, Stephen King says it’s time for Sen. Collins to go

I believe Towson, Maryland just won the internet!

Loud sex mistaken for fight leads to gunshots at Maryland Days Inn Hotel

Fascism's enchanting warmth.

Of course it's rude to roll your eyes, but there's nothing wrong with putting a bag on the seat when there are several other empty seats. For one thing, it keeps the bag from getting muddy or worse. (Think about what else city people just might be stepping in.) Not that the seats get cleaned more than once a day, of course, but at least people don't typically put their feet on the seats.

Also, it makes the bag easier to hold on to so it doesn't get snatched. If it's a pretty small bag, THEN there's no reason not to put it on your lap, automatically.