Life Is Really Comfy And Easy, So Let's Invent Mental Health Problems
Welcome to Ninnyland, aka the Western world of the 21st Century.
Basit Mahmood writes at Metro UK that clapping has been banned at Oxford University to stop people being "triggered":
Students at the University of Oxford have voted to 'replace clapping' with a silent wave because it 'could trigger anxiety'.They are instead being told to use 'jazz hands', where they wave their hands in the air.
The motion to 'mandate the encouragement of silent clapping' was successfully passed by the university's student union officers, following their first meeting of the year on Tuesday.
It will come apply at student union events, and if successful, rolled out to other societies and events.
Oxford students had argued that alternatives to clapping already existed in some organisations and institutions and that they should follow suit.
It comes after the University of Manchester passed a similar motion in September last year.
"Triggered"? By applause?! Because people approving of a performance is somehow threatening?!*
*Exception: My Yorkie was at Dawkins' Berlin talk at the Human Behavior and Evolution Society conference, had never heard applause before, and went "Yippety-yip-yip-yip!" as everybody in the Freie University auditorium clapped afterward.
Yes, she was triggered.
Are you a lapdog? If not, grow the fuck up.
If, however, you actually do find applause mentally threatening and not just because you feel undernoticed and are seeking attention, the sort of institution you need to help you is not the higher education sort.
Let us know and we can probably get some nice orderlies to give you a free ride there.








Conan the Grammarian at October 25, 2019 4:02 AM
Sorrry, that should have been:
And the Metro UK has apparently voted to replace the Queen's English with something less concise and clear in its pronoun usage. That sentence makes it sound as if Oxford replaced clapping because the silent wave could trigger anxiety, as if triggering anxiety is a result devoutly to be wished.
"Why can't the English learn to speak?" ~ Henry Higgins
Conan the Grammarian at October 25, 2019 4:03 AM
Most of us could do with a little less navel gazing.
I control my reactions to events. God help the people who are triggered by clapping if they ever get caught up in a real life shit storm.
Isab at October 25, 2019 6:28 AM
First, triggers apply to those only with a PTSD diagnosis, no one else.
Second, triggers are not treated by expecting the rest of the world to capitulate and avoid engaging in the offending behavior. On the contrary, triggers are treated by exposing the afflicted to whatever triggers them. The idea is eventually overcome their aversion; not be coddled and accommodated. Not spending the rest of your life, demanding others avoid certain behaviors because of your alleged fragility.
Patrick at October 25, 2019 7:41 AM
"Yippety-yip-yip-yip!"
How do you know that's not the canine version of bravissimo?
God help the people who are triggered by clapping if they ever get caught up in a real life shit storm.
I wonder how those who are noise intolerant would handle something as quick as a severe thunderstorm or longer lasting like a major hurricane? Mother Nature can be very, very loud and intimidating. Often times that's just the opening act to the main play of I'm here to kill you, puny humans.
Not spending the rest of your life, demanding others avoid certain behaviors because of your alleged fragility.
We may come to a point where the terrorists can win simply by being loud and boisterous.
I R A Darth Aggie at October 25, 2019 8:25 AM
Hi tranny.
john jacob at October 25, 2019 9:27 AM
@Patrick: First, triggers apply to those only with a PTSD diagnosis, no one else.
One suspects that definition flew out the window long ago, and more's the pity.
Talking with middle daughter, who recently finished college, I wondered if it we occasionally managed to confuse "neurosis" with "immature," or "poor character." I'm not sure if she was ready to agree with me, but she wasn't going to insist I was wrong, either.
Old RPM Daddy (OldRPMDaddy at GMail dot com) at October 25, 2019 10:14 AM
"One suspects that definition flew out the window long ago"
Carlin had an insightful rant about the softening of language and used the morphing of the term 'shell shock' to 'post-traumatic stress disorder' as an example.
School is stressful but you don't get PTSD from a heavy class schedule.
Gog_Magog_Carpet_Reclaimers at October 25, 2019 10:24 AM
I once received a 5 minutes standing ovation for my performance of Tevya in my community theater production of Fiddler on the Roof. Til this day I have a panic attacks if I hear "If I Was a Rich Man." The struggle is real.
Shtetl G at October 25, 2019 12:41 PM
How to goodsex woke!
Crid at October 25, 2019 2:10 PM
Some people are freaked out by crowds--should we stop having public events? Some people are sensitive to smells. I personally am offended by twaddle like claiming "triggered" over clapping. I think if I was a speaker or musician and there was no applause, then I would be triggered.
cc at October 25, 2019 3:22 PM
As a theatre person, I can confirm, it sucks if the audience doesn't clap or laugh in the right places, and depending on the lights you might not be able to SEE sign language applause.
NicoleK at October 26, 2019 9:41 AM
So, which of us is the tranny John Jacob keeps greeting so politely every day?
NicoleK at October 26, 2019 9:42 AM
Damed if I know NikoleK, but at least he is more concise and less annoying than Artemis, so that counts for something.
Isab at October 26, 2019 5:38 PM
Leave a comment