TwitterTreats:

Trite but effective graphical rhetoric.

The plot of a thousand SciFi's, 'It begins,' etc.

The girls are lifelong sluts!! (Life is weird.)

Most oddly named town in each US state.

I like this guy.. Ain't playin'.

A quiz so easy it seemed likely there were hidden wrinkles of logic, but as it turns out alcohol will never be a problem. Okay!

The Bee has stepped up its game enormously in the last year or so.

Shadows trick.

The spookiest 15 seconds of your Saturday.

Trump isn't permitteded to be even ironically allusive.

Now if they make these small enough to fill a bottle of Dayquil liquicaps..

https://twitter.com/TheGlenlivet/status/1179447297807147009

That's just weird.

In the seventies, Rodney had this joke— He'd shift his collar, and say "Kids are having sex too early nowadays... They have birth control pills shaped like Fred Flintstone!"

Does whisky needs to be childlike before the millenials can enjoy it?

How about they just keep selling it in bottles, but include a pair of footie-bottomed flannel PJ'?

With a trap-door flap at the bottom?

Biden you absolute tool.

This has devolved to the level of calling each other 'poopypants'.

You know how when you're an old man with a gun with the serial number filed off and you like to carry both your gun and your dog unsecured in your pickup truck and your dog steps on your gun and fires a bullet into the leg of your caretaker who's driving you around on errands and you tell her to suck it up because she's tougher than that so she can just stop whining about it?

Oklahoma

Ghoulish as hell.

https://thefederalist.com/2019/10/03/late-term-abortionist-offers-mothers-the-chance-to-cuddle-their-dead-babies/

Fiscal "reform" in Colorado.

Does whisky needs to be childlike before the millenials can enjoy it?

My gripe is the size of the liquor pods. That's just a big-assed mouthful and whiskey is not something you chug as if it were water like Tequila.

Maybe if they were the size of a martini olive, much more fun to bite on them as if they were candy.

Plus, whiskey fans bitch about whiskey every time all the time. If its not the neat vs dirty vs on the rocks vs cold vs room temperature crowd, then it's the anything can be turned into whiskey unless it's sorghum becauses lol that's rum kids.