Across a lifetime I've paid a terrible price for a childish love of sarcasm, and must one day break these horrible affinities.

But not today.

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That employee showed a great deal of restraint in not taking the bullhorn and shoving it someplace uncomfortable.

Where were you when you heard the war in Mexico was over.

I quiver with shame to think about who got the money from our teenage party supplies.

Ahem... The link.

What a waste of beer

https://mobile.twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/1186257649635123200

Years ago I went through a power-generating dam in the Ozarks. It was intense.

Here's an airplane.

Here's a rocket.

Here's a tyop, here's a snake.

NYC isn't the city it used to be.

They said they saw toxicology tests being carried out on beagles, monkeys, cats and rabbits.

https://mobile.twitter.com/RitaPanahi/status/1186073652304871424

Not a lawyer, but the short man with the megaphone is trespassing, and the employee has the right to use reasonable force to prevent that.

Picking him up and carrying him outside in light of his refusal to leave seems reasonable. Apparently, he didn't harm the man in the process. Although the employee could have found himself in trouble if the man had unanticipated frailties.

Just a coupla crazy kids, looking for love...

It's a shame they couldn't make it work.

Someone should write a song.

Picking him up and carrying him outside in light of his refusal to leave seems reasonable.

Watching that pocket bear curl like a kitten when he was hauled outside did warmed up my shriveled, blackened heart though.

The road to hell is paved with good intentions:

https://mobile.twitter.com/Grummz/status/1185748218862194688

Here's an airplane.

OMG! THE CHEM TRAIL!!

Also, beautiful wake vortices.

What a waste of beer

I looked up Carlton Dry. It sounds meh, the reviews are meh, and as far as I can tell, it's an Aussie beer they don't bother even trying to export.

Unless you mean to say that the terrorists hate to see any beer being wasted?

Post-marathon depression is a thing!

I'm going to go out on a limb here and bet that, regardless of the discoverer's caution, someone in the DOD immediately Googled "how to stockpile bottom quarks".

Because hydrogen bombs just ain't big enough.