Army Master Sgt. Matthew Lowe made history today after clearing his name in a landmark discrimination case with an unlikely defense—he hates everyone equally.

https://www.duffelblog.com/2019/11/master-sgt-beats-discrimination-charge-by-proving-he-hates-everyone-equally/

And of course there's Rule 34 about people doing stuff while wearing that silly T-rex costume.

NSFW btw

https://mobile.twitter.com/OOCporn/status/1194764538895327232

https://twitter.com/Vermeullarmine/status/1194833359773548545

So these three drunk judges (one female) go to a "gentleman's club".

Two of them get shot, all three of them get suspended, and one question remains:

What is that guy's sparkly top all about, anyway?

Whoops. Which way to the nearest fallout shelter?

https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1194789602122440706

They're goats. It's kind of their thing.

https://twitter.com/41Strange/status/1194685554043977728

From Gog's judges post:

After they argued and fought in the parking lot, a suspect named Brandon Kaiser grabbed a gun and shot Adams in the stomach and shot Jacobs twice in the chest, according to court documents reviewed by the Star.

And no one died? you either need better aim, or a larger caliber weapon, or, just spitballing don't shoot someone cause they flew a bird in your direction!

A meme 3,000 years in the making.

https://twitter.com/weird_hist/status/1193393146496835591

This makes me want to try out Pinks.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/shameless-posters-hijacked-la-protest-impeachment-hearings-1254521

https://xkcd.com/2228/

Public education

https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1195010378679357440

https://dailycaller.com/2019/11/02/alexander-vindman-brit-hume-fallacy/

Oh.

https://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2019/11/14/this-is-disqualifying-old-story-on-deval-patrick-and-his-rapist-brother-in-law-shows-why-he-shouldnt-be-president/

Feel-good story of the evening:

Collin Jarvis Runs Sub-2:30 in One of the Fastest Marathons Ever With an Ostomy

It's amazing that this old 1970s chestnut is rearing it's ugly head again. This time, we will have to kill it without the help of Phyllis Schlafly (RIP).

ERA: Expand Radical Abortion

My solution: just get rid of the whole mess by dropping Florida's corporate tax rate to 0%.

What Happened to California Republicans?

You know how when your friend goes to fight for ISIS and you support him with fresh socks?

Sure. We all know that one.