Difficult to imagine the words of text by which to link this portentous clip… Let's go with Show me your tits.

Of course they're words of text, but I just woke up after a series of time zone transformations that would cripple a weaker man. You should be patient with these little errors: YOU OWE ME THAT.

This was the moment I fell in love with UA Coaches.

Game day down thar.

How many I's in sinister?

You know my soul is barren because this is pretty cool.

Fetching whale, no?

https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1192862346038804480

It's because it's not real Communism, duh.

https://mobile.twitter.com/prageru/status/1193167356127780864

Seems legit.

https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1192902221400289281

Game day down thar.

It just means more.

It's because it's not real Communism, duh.

There is a joke from Soviet Russia that when Brezhnev became Chairman of the Party he took his mother around. He showed her the well appointed apartment in Moscow and Leningrad, his dacha in the country, and took her around in his Mercedes.

This is all very impressive, Leonid, but aren't you afraid that the Communists will come back?

In the dirtbag HR post above this one, Conan references "the whole nine yards". That got me curious and I found this

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_whole_nine_yards#Origin

Looks like the actual origin is lost in the mists of time, but the first published article is from 1855.

The Oxford English Dictionary finds the earliest published non-idiomatic use in an 1855 Indiana newspaper article.

The road to redemption favors no soul.

https://www.projectveritas.com/2019/11/08/abc-insider-why-i-alone-released-the-amy-robach-epstein-tape/

My shocked face is nearly worn out. Can I buy one on Amazon?

The Washington Post Pushes The Gender Wage Gap. Turns Out It Has A Wage Gap Of Its Own.

https://www.dailywire.com/news/the-washington-post-pushes-the-gender-wage-gap-turns-out-it-has-a-wage-gap-of-its-own

https://twitter.com/iowahawkblog/status/1192940555493367808

There's more pork than in a Cantonese food court.

https://twitter.com/jasonelevation/status/1192274018180710401

As we say in Hollywood, Pasadena.

From the pedophile priest files:

Munhall priest convicted of 1 felony, 5 misdemeanors in sexual abuse case (Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania)

When monetary policy meets modern religion:

Fed sees climate change shaping economy, policy

Hey, if you thought male Feminists in America where bad, check this out:

Lorsque l’homme reçoit ces candidates dans son bureau, la manœuvre est toujours la même : il leur propose un thé ou un café, s’éclipse, et revient quelques minutes plus tard, boisson en main. Entre-temps, à l’abri des regards, il a glissé une dose de diurétique, du Furosémide.

https://www.liberation.fr/france/2019/11/07/au-ministere-de-la-culture-les-entretiens-pervers-d-un-haut-fonctionnaire_1762196

Meanwhile, over in Tel Aviv:

https://twitter.com/AllisonKSommer/status/1191815732562145281

"Meanwhile, over in Tel Aviv:"

Whoa there polluting boomers, Greta's only here to warn us about Emmanuel Goldstein, and that's just double plus good!!

Who transferred what to whom in this exchange?!

Presidential-level creepy.