Tim Tebow breaks down in tears as he feeds his dog for the last time

https://mobile.twitter.com/AthleteSwag/status/1197947280839659521

Big Sister can out-think you before you even reach her shoulders.

With the possible, possible exception of Penn Jillette, I can think of no show business figures better equipped to resist this idiocy than MS & TP.

I secretly like watching old Vines.

They're better than SNL.

You need that many spices if you want chickpeas, lentils, and rice to have any taste.

https://twitter.com/shailjapatel/status/1198385796451053569

Pimpin' and Priestin'

The GOOD WOMEN didn't like them hoors anyway. Welcome back!

Somorie and Leondra
Sittin' in a tree, sir
Somorie got to choppin' and
Leondra in the free

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Brilliant defense attorney, BTW.

Desperate Housewives

https://mobile.twitter.com/TRHLofficial/status/1198686848283037697

This article, from a British paper no less, is why Democrats are losing middle America - dripping with contempt for rural Americans because they don't know what's good for them, but he does. Bowing to peer pressure and consumed by racism, those ignorant rural voters refused to support Hillary in 2016.

"For many in rural America, it’s downright logical to deny objective reality on any particular issue."

"So, when those rural Americans not coming up with ways to make their own problems worse, they’re looking for out-groups to blame. Like the minorities who live in those thriving urban centers, and have an increasingly equitable share of power in Washington, DC. Rural voters are far more likely to believe that black and Latinx people are abusing government assistance programs, for example. The racist resentment is vast, and a growing body of research has found that support for Trump is fueled almost entirely by hatred of out-groups: In 2016, the strongest predictors of Trump support were bigotry and lack of education."

"If you asked rural Americans how they felt about people of any particular minority group, most would pride themselves on having an unassuming, open-minded acceptance. And, for the most part, that is true on a personal level. But, to them, racism is a Klansman in a movie. It isn’t a contemporary power structure, or an implicit bias that gets black teenagers killed. They don’t see that. They can, on the other hand, see themselves struggling. They just very earnestly do not get it."

If you tried to point out the contempt dripping from his words, he'd look at you like you were nuts, unable to see it. To him, he's only speaking the truth.

His contempt for rural voters echos Obama's when he talked about rural voters as bitter, clinging to guns and religion, and blaming their problems on immigration and trade; seeing only their own frustrations. It echoes Hillary's "bucket of deplorables" condescension.

Democrats seem to think rural voters are consumed by their own "frustrations" and unable to rise above their own struggles. Unlike those wise urban voters who set aside their personal interests to vote in the best interests of the nation - i.e., they vote Democrat.

I'm not a rural American, but I've known a few. And they're not the oblivious simpletons this author makes them out to be. He offers no cite of a poll or a survey finding that Trump support is driven mainly by racism and lack of education.

His contempt for his own upbringing seems to be fueling his assertions, more than polls or studies. After all, he's so much smarter than even his own parents.

"Latinx people"

Another whitey to the rescue.

Well noted Conan.

The hard thing is there is no educating the fellow. Pretty much all you've got is the Patrick position. I.e. 'Go fuck yourself.' Any sort of real conversation isn't an option.

Which is tragic. But I just don't have a better solution.