Mah phoniness . . . is killin' me. Ah must confess, I still believe (still believe).

I need to follow fewer gay people on Twitter. I went to Twitter to look for something interesting to share, and all I found is that it's the Pop Princess's 38th birthday.

I was hoping she was closer to fifty by now.

Well, it seems like it is closer to 50, Patrick.

Meanwhile, Bee don't give them ideas.

https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1201599432493584385

Thoughts on managing Tesla charging stations during peak travel times.

So, whatever the cause of the long wait, here are some thoughts on ways it might be made a bunch shorter, some of which would be controversial.

They would all start with Tesla managing the line, rather than having drivers queue up. This is to say that when you approached the station, Tesla would put in you a digital line, manage your place in the line, and alert you which charging station to go charge at when the time came.

https://ideas.4brad.com/managing-tesla-charging-line

Once again, a reminder: Rehabilitation doesn't work. Although I can't help but wonder if the reason why rehabilitation doesn't work is because most wannabe rehabilitators are such smarmy moral poseurs.

These 2 Cases Show Why Trans ‘Rights’ Could Upend the Rights of All

And in other news, America is still screwed.

Big Oil is aiming to crush the competition.

Moral panics create criminals.

Obviously, this incident should not be dismissed as a “boys will be boys” prank. The comments were very sexually aggressive. The boys should be disciplined, and, even more importantly, taught the error of their ways. But charging a 10-year-old as a sex offender is a devastating, merciless response. The boy has been charged with a fourth-degree sexual offense. Even if he avoids prison time, under Maryland law someone convicted with a fourth-degree sexual offense will be put on a sexual offender registry for fifteen years. This casts serious doubt on whether he will ever go to college or find gainful employment.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/evangerstmann/2019/11/25/the-absurdity-of-charging-10-year-olds-as-sex-offenders/#1f4bf16b140e

For Amy and the other people who dislike TSA.

In my opinion the TSA at this airport is guilty of a felony. It is against the law to turn over access to a firearm to someone you don’t know and who is not under your control.

It also disagrees with the TSA’s own rules, where the only person who is allowed to have a key to the lock is the firearm owner.

As I’ve said before, the TSA is an irredeemable, unmitigated clown show.

http://www.captainsjournal.com/2019/12/01/the-tsa-cut-my-locks/

Single in a month will the hot peloton mom be. Herh herh herh

https://twitter.com/PebblesCousin/status/1201677295926296578

Well, hookers and blow don't buy themselves.

So the 49-year old son of Vice President Joe Biden, who served on the board of Ukraine energy company Burisma in a no-show job at a neat $80,000 a month, is out of money?

https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2019/12/hunter_biden_says_hes_out_of_cash.html

And now, straight from the Seething Bowels of Humanity:

'Horrific': Pennsylvania mom allegedly murdered her 2 young children, tried to fake their hangings

Inbreeding

Kamala, we hardly knew ye. Which is probably for the best, given your record as AG.

https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1201935780651732992

Lesbian judge denied Communion tried to get priest removed as chaplain from Catholic lawyer’s group

https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/lesbian-judge-denied-communion-wanted-her-priest-removed-as-chaplain-from-catholic-lawyers-group

"Lesbian judge denied Communion tried to get priest removed as chaplain from Catholic lawyer’s group"

Meh. Change it to "Woman Fights Back Against Hateful Church Practices".

Much better.

Change it to "Woman Fights Back Against Hateful Church Practices".

How about "Unlike the Pope, a congregant can't just make shit up". I'm sure there's a nice Unitarian church up the road that will accept her as a member.

Down with everything!

The Left’s Revealing Hatred of the Salvation Army

"hatred of the Salvation Army"

Probably has something to do with the Army's insistence that a zygote is a person.

> we hardly knew ye.

I love this clip

> straight from the Seething
> Bowels of Humanity:

Dude, what is your problem?

We're not eight anymore.