Plants scream when killed. Animals scream when killed. Artificial foods are bad. What do these folks think we should eat?

Screaming salads are total wussies!

The Big Boys seek revenge.

And I scream when I see an ass-slapping youth minister pretending he doesn't know where a woman's butt is.

It's under the palm of your hand, Mr. McGroper.

"What do these folks think we should eat?"

New and improved Soylent Green, probably.

Now With More Privileged White People!™

Genius from Doctor Who:

"Hardly anything is evil. But most things are hungry. Hunger looks very like evil from the wrong end of the cutlery. Did you think your bacon sandwich liked you back?"

Rad, Kung Fu had a similar observation when Master Kan asks a young Kwai Chang “Where is the evil, in the rat whose nature it is to steal the grain, or in the cat whose nature it is to kill the rat?”

Some people did something. And something tells me these are the ones who would vote for her in a heartbeat

https://mobile.twitter.com/DraftRyan2016/status/1204821756386725888

@Rad, @Conan,

The Addams Family have a great quote too: Normal is an illusion. What is normal to the spider is chaos to the fly.

The save of the day:

https://mobile.twitter.com/Johnnayyeee/status/1204199649327714304

An update on Some people did something:

https://mobile.twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1204796641888231424

I see Time has named Greta Thunberg as Person Of The Year.

She joins the ranks of Hitler, Stalin, the Ayatollah Khomeini, Bill Clinton and Vladimir "Shirtless" Putin ...

“Where is the evil, in the rat whose nature it is to steal the grain, or in the cat whose nature it is to kill the rat?”

I once saw a parody of the Road Runner / Wile E. Coyote cartoons (might have been in Mad) which contained a more humorous version of this. In it, Wile E. was on trail for killing and eating the Road Runner. His defense argued that Coyote could not be found guilty because it was not an act of murder, but rather of biological instinct. During the trial, at some point the prosecutor, in trying to establish the modus operandi, asks Coyote: "How did you find the Road Runner?" To which Wile E. replies: "Delicious!"

Meanwhile, we have this item: Snuck into a must-pass defense appropriation bill, all federal employees will now be eligible for 12 weeks of paid family leave each year, courtesy of you, the taxpayer.

https://old.reddit.com/r/childfree/comments/e8f67t/apparently_im_too_crazy_to_date/

Apparently I'm too crazy to date

submitted 2 days ago by _Liaison_

One of my coworkers just turned 29. Another coworker, Eric, was teasing her. He said that "women who haven't been married or had a kid by 30 are too crazy to date" because "they couldn't get anyone to stay with them long enough". He is unmarried and has a daughter with an ex gf who lives in Hawaii. We live in Florida. He is the vacation dad. I asked "well what if I'm not going to have kids" and he said that "all women want kids, so you're definitely psycho or a dude".

The worst part? Other ppl agreed with him. V_v
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There are 89 comments. One interesting one was:

"HR exists to protect the company, NOT YOU! Complain and they might start considering you a liability."

And:

"My new awful manager just started and i recently overheard her saying that men who are 35+ without kids are always immature. It pissed me off to no end."

(But most were quite sympathetic to the OP.)

Do you know how Good King Wenceslas liked his pizza?

Deep pan, crisp and even.

Professor, those are the tolerant ones.

Turley already spoke about death threats he received following his testimony last week, but went further in an interview with CBS anchor Norah O’Donnell.

“I know you received a lot of threats after what you did last week,” O’Donnell told the George Washington University law professor.

“And my wife and dog,” Turley responded.

“To be fair, you did talk about them during your testimony. You did bring up your wife and dog,” O’Donnell said.

“Who would shoot a Goldendoodle?” Turley asked in response. “Maybe a Shih Tzu, but not a Goldendoodle. I don’t understand where the anger comes from.

https://summit.news/2019/12/10/jonathan-turley-they-even-threatened-my-dog-for-defending-trump-at-impeachment-hearings/

Johnny Mathis (the dog saver) is my hero of the day.

Here is the runner up.

Don't you just LOVE these people?

I have finally decided to quit watching Pervy Ol' FOX News for the most part.

Yep, we're screwed.

Prepare to be culturally enriched.

WHO'S DOING THE RAPING? DON'T ASK 'LAW & ORDER SVU'

Deep pan, crisp and even. ~ Patrick at December 11, 2019 2:09 PM

Boo! That was terrible.

Of course, I'm going to use it myself later.