Under the circumstances, I would say "No, this person is not the asshole."

No eating other people's food does not apply to just chicken breasts or porterhouse steaks. It applies to all of it. I don't care if it's the leftover catsup packets they took from McDonald's. If they didn't bring it in the home, and it wasn't offered to be shared, it's hands off. Period.

Babies.

Apropos of skiddoodle: I've never consumed any Kylie Minogue product, because the very presence of Kylie Minogue (and other Minogues) in world affairs —even in the tawdriest corners of public life— is emotionally threatening in a way I find difficult to articulate.

Strive for greatness.

Can we talk about the airport voiceover lady now? I mean the one who bitches about smoking and parking at the curb and so forth on the public address system recordings at all our large airports.

She sounds like a twerpy ditz. I looked her up on the computer internet once. She's exactly the sort zombie nimbus who has no business collecting a federal paycheck, but who will never, ever have to worry about health insurance.

I hate her for her pronunciation of "bag-GEEJ."

If any unknown person attempts to give you baggeej....

My internal monologue roars:

What the Hell's the matter with you??? Do you have any idea how many hundreds of times, millions cumulatively, America's travelers AND GUESTS are going to have to listen to your stupidities when they have better things to think about?? Did it ever occur to you to suppress your illiterate regionalisms out of respect for human dignity? Or perhaps dial-down your Xanex'd, un-learned provincialism more generally? You're IN PUBLIC, woman....

My government sux.

Regarding Kylie Minogue, there is one thing about her for which I will always be grateful. I once had one of those Page-A-Day tear-off desk calendars that offered "The Dumbest Things Ever Said."

And my January 1 entry was quoting Kylie Minogue from an interview she gave in 1989, in which she was asked about the situation in South Africa. Minogue, bless her then 21-year-old heart, famously replied, "Er, they need to stop killing rhinos?"

Rampant professionalism.

Oh, I already did that one. Sorry. It's early here.

Here's an unseen Jimi pic.

Speaking of Aussies, we lost Clive this week. Here he is on one of Bernie's debacles.

TITS!!

(…Ahem…)

Y'know, the Spanish-language lady seems enormously dignified in comparison: Not smarmy, NOT dialectically needy like Mrs. Baggeej.

Not an asshole. I can't believe it's even up for discussion. Confession (not naughty): I am no respecter of food and containers if the food is mine. I drink from the carton, I double-dip, and I use my fingers a lot. I absolutely have dipped fingers into peanut butter when I just wanted a taste and I haven't necessarily washed my hands for a while before that happens. Meanwhile I've been petting my dog and my cats and you know they lick their own butts so there's that. A room-mate should be grossed out if they used my milk or juice or peanut butter or guacamole as a result, but if it's not supposed to be a shared food item then that's just TFB.

Kinda gross, but I gotta agree with the "if it's not yours or community food, then hands off" responses here.

Let me see if I understand this.

Someone else is eating what is clearly labeled MY food and they get grossed out by what I did with it beforehand? Even though we have clear rules about NOT eating food labeled for ME.

Yea, well, then I would become a total ASSHOLE and mention that the lab results for what that sore on the end of my penis is will be available on Friday. I may or may not tell you what the results are. So, if your throat gets scratchy you might want to go to the doctor.

I had total "eating MY food" assholes in college. I lived in a 4-person shared house. I was the only one without a car; which meant that my food was carried the 5 blocks from the store.

Two of my housemates would think nothing of eating my food; then, think that just giving me money to cover it would be okay. NO! MFer! I had to schlep those groceries 5 blocks! so replace it now! It was also the fact that I would come home and find what I planned on having for dinner was gone!

Charles, I can relate. I had the world's most entitled roommate.

Every morning, he simply got up, went straight to my closet, and just helped himself to my shower gel, shampoo, shaving cream and anything else he wanted in the way of personal care products.

Telling him to stay the hell out of my closet was completely unavailing. He would scream (yes, scream) that I was being ridiculous.

So, I finally locked my belongings up in my trunk and he would complain to anyone who would listen about how ridiculous I was being. It's not as if he didn't have his own shaving cream, soap, shampoo, etc. He just decided he liked mine better and that he was going to use them all he wanted.

I can relate. I had the world's most entitled roommate. ~ Patrick at December 1, 2019 8:58 AM

Shortly after college, I had that guy as a roommate. This was about kitchen stuff, not bath stuff, but the entitlement was the same. My stuff was our stuff and his stuff was his stuff.

I moved out early and ended up paying rent at two apartments for four months just to be out of that apartment. Worth it.

Only an asshole would leave his penis in the kitchen.

Check out the story on askamanager.com about the person who brought really spicy food to work. I'd leave a link, but my phone isn't behaving.

It's amazing that there's so much enthusiasm for the topic of wiping one's dork on foodstuffs.

What I don't get is:

1. What made the sub think she wouldn't get in serious trouble for this?

2. Why aren't there any comments?

https://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/utah-teacher-tells-boy-excited-to-be-adopted-by-2-dads-its-nothing-to-be-thankful-for

Chicago lawsuit:

Woman sexually assaulted outside bar ‘while bouncers watched,’ lawyer says

Aren't they cute???

Dolphins drag British girl, 10, underwater during 'ethical' swimming experience in Mexico

Anon: Check out the story on askamanager.com about the person who brought really spicy food to work.

I think I found the link you were referring to. Please note, this terrible story has an update, the link appears at the end. It has a happy ending.

Iowaan, and only an asshole would steal his housemate's penis butter. And he's hardly leaving his dick in the kitchen. He stuck it into a sealed jar, which, presumably, he closed up again. Assuming this person showers regularly, his dick would probably be safer than his fingers.

In reading some of the responses, several Reddit posters have pointed out, in this day and age, we have cell phones and everyone's always carrying there. There is absolutely no reason the thief couldn't have texted his housemate to ask permission.

It's his food. He can do with it what he wants. Although some of the other Reddit users have pointed out that bacteria do quite well in a peanut butter environment. No one should be sticking anything other than a clean utensil into peanut butter.

All us runners are crazy. Especially in wintertime.

Why Do I Get a Sore Throat When I Run in Cold Air?

Crid: It's amazing that there's so much enthusiasm for the topic of wiping one's dork on foodstuffs.

Well, it's more interesting than listening to someone drone on and on (and on and on) about the "airport voiceover lady."

lenona:

What I don't get is:

1. What made the sub think she wouldn't get in serious trouble for this?

2. Why aren't there any comments?

When I went to check out the story you shared, the first word that stuck out to me in the headline is "Utah." I'm guessing this sub is a Mormon and views it as her Mormon duty to speak out against homosexuality wherever she sees it.

Mormonism is virulently anti-homosexual. So much so that the state of Utah has deemed it necessary to create safehouses for gay kids who have been disowned by their parents.

Of course, this asshole didn't help matters much.

Mormon conversion therapist Dave Matheson decided to come out the closet this year. He published books, counseled troubled gay teens, and basically made his living promising deliverance from homosexuality, which he couldn't do for himself.

Just find myself wondering if there are any parents in the state of Utah who used the mere existence of this fraud to justify disowning their gay kids.

"You can be delivered from this appalling sin! Look at Dave Matheson! He used to be gay and he managed to be delivered! There's no reason you can't do it, too!"

And surprise, surprise! Turns out he was lying to himself the whole time. Just how many times are we going to see this story play itself? How many lives of gay kids are going to be fucked up before we stop listening to these frauds and hucksters?

> Well, it's more interesting

Nine-year-olds agree with you! You know their hearts!

Meanwhile——

How many lives of gay kids are going to be fucked up before we stop listening to these frauds and hucksters?
________________________________________

Or...how many more gay teens are going to commit suicide because of so-called people like FRC's Tony Perkins. (Dan Savage, for one, directly blamed him as one of the worst culprits in that respect.)

My government sux.

Be thankful you don't get all the government you pay for.

AITA for putting my penis in peanut butter and leaving it in the kitchen?

Sounds to me like he left his dick in the kitchen. Grammar: how does that work?

;-)

"I've never consumed any Kylie Minogue product, because the very presence of Kylie Minogue (and other Minogues) in world affairs —even in the tawdriest corners of public life— is emotionally threatening in a way I find difficult to articulate."

I'm here for ya: you're just appalled that legs like that don't carry something more substantial.

And you're torn. You don't want to think a beautiful girl can be, um, mistaken, but there she is, despite earnest wishes to the contrary.

You should be so lucky, so lucky, so lucky, you should be so lucky...

"Can we talk about the airport voiceover lady now?"

Ah. Nothing has satisfied since, "Program complete. Enter when ready."

Except maybe the F-15's flight status manager. "Bingo, fuel. Bingo, fuel." Merciless, concise, terse. Perfect!

" before we stop listening to these frauds"

Look, the only people getting harmed here are children, and parents own them, so it's not like the parents are destroying someone else's property.

Besides, Jesus and hellfire. Also righteousness and smug superiority over the damned nonbelievers and ChINOs (CHristians In Name Only).

Eat it, liberal pantywaists!

Apparently, snowflakes drink fancy coffee.

And they have no idea who has opinions different from their own, so it's a shock when they find out.

"Ew!"

> You don't want to think a
> beautiful girl can be, um,
> mistaken

I haven't a clue what you're trying to say.

Who's mistaken about what, and why the stutter?

She looks kinda snaggle-toothed and poochie-nosed somehow. I think the inverted gravity of being on the wrong side of the planet has distorted her facial features in an oblong way... (It's technical and complicated.) But if you say 'beautiful,' then by all means: Shrimp up your barbie's Matilda and carry on.

It's like a gratuitous simulacrum of American celebrity: We too can select unremarkable personages for lifelong attention for no good reason. See also, the Juno Awards.

Ah. Silly me. I thought you lamented a lack of substance, not nonconformance to your own special desires.

I will make a note of it.

I had that guy for a little while as a roommate in college. He weighed about 300 lbs, and he regarded any food he found anywhere as rightly his. For half a year, I had to eat every meal out because it was impossible to keep any food in the apartment. Fortunately for me, he flunked out after two quarters and had to go home.