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Whoever decided that passwords must have both weird characters and numbers, and not be the same as the last five passwords, should be publicly executed.
— Robby Soave (@robbysoave) December 3, 2019

Linkword
Whoever decided that passwords must have both weird characters and numbers, and not be the same as the last five passwords, should be publicly executed.
— Robby Soave (@robbysoave) December 3, 2019





I should have followed up on this story sooner, but I wasn't aware until now. Pamela Ramsey Taylor, who made headlines when she, as a West Virginia county official made certain intemperate remarks announcing her joy at seeing Michelle Obama would be replaced as FLOTUS by Melania Trump.
Well, it seems that she was embezzling funds from FEMA, and sentenced to ten months in prison, followed by two months of house arrest, then three years supervised release. In addition, she'll must pay a 10,000 dollar fine on top of restitution.
Karma, table for one.
Patrick at December 4, 2019 3:03 AM
Re: computer logins, a favorite tweet suggested you change your mother's maiden name every six months.
(You can kind of do that, too. If you list her name as Jacksonville, the software won't care. Your first car was an Egg McMuffin, your High School mascot was Three Mile Island.)
Crid at December 4, 2019 3:55 AM
You then have to remember all those maiden names, high school mascots, and first cars. Password updates for various applications never sync - there's always some overlap, always some forgotten application using the years old made-up data.
Conan the Grammarian at December 4, 2019 4:45 AM
I know "they" say not to do this, but I use a small notebook to write mine down and notate when a password is changed. I have access to 5 different databases at work, along with the password for my computer and the LAN. Along with all the passwords for credit cards and Amazon and other assorted and sundry applications I simply cannot keep up. So, yeah, they're getting written down. I also keep a notebook for use at home. It's ironic that all the keys to my online existence are backed up on old-fashioned paper.
roadgeek at December 4, 2019 5:13 AM
The funny thing about companies with strict login password policies is that more often than not it only forces them everyone but those at the top of the corporate ladder.
There's a funny story about how ZTE/Huawei robbed Lucent blind of its technology because the higher ups who went to do business in China used the same login username/passwords for their smartphones, laptops, and company network access.
Sixclaws at December 4, 2019 5:16 AM
Pap smear her penis you bigot
https://mobile.twitter.com/rickygervais/status/1201952293014376450
Sixclaws at December 4, 2019 5:35 AM
> that more often than not
> it only forces them everyone
> but those at the top of the
> corporate ladder.
I work for a telecommunications enterprise which you would describe as large. For a time, it was the largest. The IT guy who did the company-training video was a twitchy guy... Probably a real Broseph in his college days, but he'd obviously had one too many phone calls out of the blue describing system intrusions that were torquing his personality in grim ways. With every admonition or instruction regarding our part in company security, his voice and body language seemed coiled as if to rise, stiffen and shout DON'T TYPE IN YOUR BIRTHDAY, YOU BRAINLESS WEASEL.
And for examples of failure, every tale of a saved-to-disk attachment or a phishing link thoughtlessly clicked came from ONE OFFICE in the company.
And it happened to be the biggest.
That executive is gone now (parachuted in gold), but I've often thought fondly of him for letting the truth be told.
Crid at December 4, 2019 7:08 AM
"The funny thing about companies with strict login password policies is that more often than not it only forces them everyone but those at the top of the corporate ladder."
I've definitely seen that: executive workstations with loose security because the users can't be bothered to remember a password. At a former employer, back in the dial-up modem days, there was a modem bank for ordinary employee use which required that you have a password to access the VPN, along with the password for your account, and the VPN password changed every week. But there was also a secret executive dial-in number which required no authentication at all.
Cousin Dave at December 4, 2019 7:43 AM
Ah, I see. But it cured your jock itch, right?
https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/perineum-sunning-josh-brolin
I R A Darth Aggie at December 4, 2019 8:12 AM
Conehead the Barbarian.
https://youtu.be/Sar-lOf4Fpc
I R A Darth Aggie at December 4, 2019 8:27 AM
Did they do his taxes wrong?
https://www.nbc12.com/2019/12/03/bald-eagle-smashes-window-virginia-tax-office-flies-off/
I R A Darth Aggie at December 4, 2019 10:21 AM
Oh.
https://www.breitbart.com/asia/2019/12/02/protesters-within-china-defy-communists-just-like-you-hong-kong/
I R A Darth Aggie at December 4, 2019 10:23 AM
Relationship self-owns
https://mobile.twitter.com/ScribeUndead/status/1202226862438658048
Sixclaws at December 4, 2019 11:08 AM
Relationship self-owns
A lot of those seem to be the woman wanting an open relationship, then being shocked that her man, even if initially resistant, opened up and ran with it and scored more strange than the woman.
Or the married guy who found a young woman in gradual school who brought out the best in him.
I R A Darth Aggie at December 4, 2019 11:37 AM
"Re: computer logins, a favorite tweet suggested you change your mother's maiden name every six months."
I bet that in the woods of Michigan's U.P. or Maine, that already happens.
Radwaste at December 4, 2019 11:39 AM
Oh, wow. Watch this:
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-12-03/helmet-cam-footage-shows-afghanistan-suicide-bomb-blast/11757108
Sixclaws at December 4, 2019 11:45 AM
It's not just about looking pretty and kicking high.
mpetrie98 at December 4, 2019 11:56 AM
Contrary to all the men out there thinking this kid must've had the time of his life, he's probably going to come out of this mess quite disturbed, even though he initiated the "first time." Statutory rape applies to this stuff in a grand way.
Florida teacher accused of having sex with teen ‘several hundred times’
mpetrie98 at December 4, 2019 11:59 AM
Pathetic. This whole thing is simply pathetic. #BoycottHollywood
Chris Pratt apologizes for posing with single use plastic bottle
mpetrie98 at December 4, 2019 12:01 PM
https://judithcurry.com/2019/12/02/madrid/
I R A Darth Aggie at December 4, 2019 12:37 PM
Just get the kids off the damned smart phones and into sports and you'll reduce problems exponentially.
Inspiring
Gog_Magog_Carpet_Reclaimers at December 4, 2019 12:55 PM
Mapping autonomously: The cost of helping a self-driving car get around the city
mpetrie98 at December 4, 2019 1:00 PM
How many divisions does the Secretary-General have?
https://www.breitbart.com/environment/2019/12/03/danish-academic-u-n-might-use-military-to-enforce-climate-agenda/
About the only thing the blue helmets have time for is molesting the most vulnerable of the local population they're supposedly protecting.
I R A Darth Aggie at December 4, 2019 1:31 PM
https://twitter.com/seanmdav/status/1202060283927240704
I R A Darth Aggie at December 4, 2019 1:45 PM
It's just business as usual with the feds.
mpetrie98 at December 4, 2019 1:46 PM
Bureaucrats.
mpetrie98 at December 4, 2019 2:15 PM
So, pole dancing is a sport. Who knew, right?
Children’s Pole Dancing Demonstrated, Defended on Live TV in UK
mpetrie98 at December 4, 2019 2:35 PM
FFS who would advertise that they sunburned their taint unless their entire career depended on staying in the headlines no matter how stup -
Oh. Never mind.
Gog_Magog_Carpet_Reclaimers at December 4, 2019 3:26 PM
Mpet, I sometime think you'd prefer to live in a sewer. You seek tawdry ugliness with metronomic passion… And then you toil to SHARE.
Crid at December 4, 2019 3:27 PM
Remember this? My Android phone used to do that with photos.
Crid at December 4, 2019 3:39 PM
The internet is suggesting that Brolin may have been in character as Thanos, trying to remove that pesky Ant-Man.
Gog_Magog_Carpet_Reclaimers at December 4, 2019 3:51 PM
Murderous drug lords' anti-hack cell phone now on the market. Buy in bulk and save! Cash only, delivery by semi-submersible ...
i-Escobar folding phone
Gog_Magog_Carpet_Reclaimers at December 4, 2019 4:06 PM
These are some high quality Constitutional experts the Dems are calling in for the coup, er, um, impeachment, yeah impeachment.
Stanford Law Professor called as Constitutional expert: The president does not have the power to make his son, Barron, a real baron
Darn, I guess this means Hunter Biden is not a real hunter.
The Dems' coup has degenerated into a goat rodeo. Nothin' to do now but sit back and watch the train wreck.
And you know the worst part of it? We elected these clowns. This is our circus and these are our monkeys.
Conan the Grammarian at December 4, 2019 5:34 PM
Mpet, I sometime think you'd prefer to live in a sewer. You seek tawdry ugliness with metronomic passion… And then you toil to SHARE.
Well, we can't all be you. Thank God for that.
mpetrie98 at December 4, 2019 8:39 PM
Good piece by Walter Williams. The whole system is rotten.
Fraud in Higher Education
mpetrie98 at December 4, 2019 8:40 PM
Password policy: The workaround I've found is to put together one good password that complies with the policy but which you can memorize. Then use that password with one letter in front of it. When ordered to change it you change only that one letter.
jdgalt at December 5, 2019 1:17 PM
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