That's perfect for some lucky sociopathic CEO's new apartment!

Yeah, I know. Don't web surf after Friday night drinks.

Okay, just one more. Post, I mean. Not drinks.

At a political rally for Buttigieg:

White Berniebro in a BLM shirt stole the microphone from a black councilwoman and told the assembled black people that they weren't really black because they were nicely dressed, or something equally idiotic.

Then an elderly black woman brought her cane to the conversation.

Can I sue the mall for IIED? I was there, minding my own business, when an employee in a garish red suit called me a ho three times!

(IIED or intentional infliction of emotional distress, is one of those 1% cases, meaning 1% -- probably less -- actually succeed. Even seemingly perfect cases fail.)

"Sociopathic CEO" is redundant. I'm not trying to dump on CEOs, but to be a successful one, empathy is not conducive to the ruthless business decisions that are often necessary.

Antisocial personality disorder (a disorder in which lack of empathy is prerequisite) is surprisingly common (~1% of women and ~3% of men). And it is ideal for CEOs.

Patrick, what I really don't get are those who bring toddlers to see Santa Claus. None of them will likely remember it anyway; many will be too terrified to do anything but wet their pants; they have to wait in line to the point where they start whining and crying, etc.

Besides, my favorite etiquette maven has said there's no good reason to encourage kids to express their one-sided greed when they do that so well already at home. (Hint: Whenever kids ask for ANY luxury, big or small, parents should learn to say "where is YOUR money" or "earn it" or "maybe for your birthday." Or, of course: "No, not even if you buy it with your own money, because it's not good for you, for reasons x, y, and z." E.g., a motorcycle.)

For the record, in my family, Santa only brought the edibles in the stocking and I was very happy with that. (Yes, there were presents under the tree.)

Polyamory twofer.

https://dilbert.com/strip/2019-12-07

https://nypost.com/2019/12/06/polyamorous-florida-woman-with-4-boyfriends-is-pregnant/

Tho that might become popular in China.

Can I sue the mall for IIED? I was there, minding my own business, when an employee in a garish red suit called me a ho three times!

Perhaps. But is that a statement of truth? From Roadhouse:

What if somebody calls my mama a whore?

Is she?

https://twitter.com/OntWtf/status/1203142122653675521

He must be real fun at parties:

http://archive.is/4zG0p

*"Sociopathic CEO" is redundant. I'm not trying to dump on CEOs*

Oh, please do. Those greedtards are why idiots are looking to socialism these days.

IRA Darth Aggie:

Perhaps. But is that a statement of truth? From Roadhouse:

What if somebody calls my mama a whore?

Is she?

Reminds me of those pathetic jokes that kids used to make (and still do probably) about how they supposedly slept with my mom. I would always think, "Is this supposed to bother me? Hey, if you're having sex with my mom, all I can say is, 'You go, Mom!'"

Wal-mart.

Note the body language of the receding customer: It mimics the posture of the Michael J. Fox power chord.

"Wal-Mart"

Post Number Four: Orange Man Bad.

I think we're about to reach Orange Man Bad quantum equilibrium.