Bloombergian Bullshit
I'm not some hater of wealthy people -- and I especially admire people who have made something of themselves and gotten wealthy doing it.
But what really grosses me out is a billionaire putting on the "man of the people" act, especially the ridiculous way Democratic Presidential Candidate Michael Bloomberg appears to be.
Bloomberg, in a sort of reverse "let them eat cake" (which, by the way, it seems Marie A. never said), has announced that, if elected President, no snooty Oval Office for him.
No, he'll be just another cog in an "open office" plan in The White House.
First, his suggesting this shows how entirely out of touch he is with working in an office as something other than the boss and running the country.
Do we really want to trust that the intern sitting next to the Prez won't Instagram it when there's some nuclear threat from North Korea?
Also, being President is damn stressful. Working in an open office is, to put it mildly, sanity-chewing. And loud. And horrible. And loud. And horrible.
Luckily, Bloomberg has about as much chance of being elected as...
Well, to be completely honest, that's what I thought about Donald Trump.
Bloomberg's tweet about this:
As president, I'll turn the East Room into an open office plan, where I'll sit with our team.
— Mike Bloomberg (@MikeBloomberg) December 30, 2019
I'll use the Oval Office for some official functions - never for tweeting - but the rest of the time, I'll be where a leader should be: with the team. https://t.co/zIU3ZL5uIv pic.twitter.com/jLwWKJCmxw








> Well, to be completely honest,
> that's what I thought about
> Donald Trump.
Point taken.
Even most Trump voters probably don't, especially Bloomberg.Recommended rhetoric, can be offered sincerely or in a cynical tone of voice if necessary:
But here's the list. Diller's the only one from whom I'd want to hear (or read) of a thinking-about-it speech.
Crid at December 31, 2019 9:20 PM
Do any workers actually LIKE open office plans?
NicoleK at December 31, 2019 9:35 PM
No they do not. Open offices are for bosses who are too cheap to pay for cubicles.
Ben at December 31, 2019 9:43 PM
In the interests of accuracy there are some who like open office other than their cheapskate bosses.
On Bloomberg, he may or may not get the nomination but winning the election is a very slim chance. Just like with Trump most of the people running for the Democrat nomination are not really electable. It's been called a clown car for a reason. Unfortunately for Bloomberg he is little different from the rest of the circus. Also just like with Trump I doubt the polling will be accurate. It is still to dangerous to be honest with strangers. Once people are in an anonymous voting booth we will find out what their real views are. Till then it is any one's guess. There is also a good chance of a contested convention where super delegates pick the candidate. I don't run in those circles so I haven't a clue who they are favoring.
Ben at January 1, 2020 8:12 AM
Only an out-of-touch megalomaniac would think that what people really want is to sit in an open office within arms reach of him, their boss; or that promising such an arrangement would motivate them to vote for him.
That such an arrangement is not practical for an enterprise where conversations need to be private and secure appears not to have crossed his mind. I wonder how many other truths about being president have not crossed his mind.
Conan the Grammarian at January 1, 2020 10:13 AM
Even most Trump voters probably don't, especially Bloomberg.
Bloomy wants to take our guns, so no, don't like, won't vote for him. Ever.
I R A Darth Aggie at January 1, 2020 11:03 AM
Wouldn't DiBlasio make a MUCH better President than Bloomberg?
Here he is protecting New Year's revelers from buying overpriced pizza.
Gog_Magog_Carpet_Reclaimers at January 1, 2020 12:44 PM
The collaboration thing was always a bs excuse for open office space. The real reason for open office spaces is cost and bosses who don't trust employees. It is well known that noise is stressful for the body and that interruptions interfere with complex tasks. If Bloomberg thinks this shows how forward-thinking he is...not.
cc at January 1, 2020 2:58 PM
Do we really want to trust that the intern sitting next to the Prez won't Instagram it when there's some nuclear threat from North Korea?
That might not be such a bad thing, though Democrats don't seem to have as big of a problem with leaks as Republicans do. But unless Bloomberg and his staff are really really really stupid (and he's probably not) he'll never be working in an environment where where some intern or other unvetted or not-highly-trusted person can hear everything. He's probably not honest enough to risk working in such an open environment anyway. As with most campaigning politicians, what he says has nothing to do with what he'll do if he's elected. That picture of an open office under his tweet looks like an awful place to work.
Ken R at January 1, 2020 8:22 PM
Bloomberg has something like 20,000 employees, and they are located in a lot of different places. The proportion of those that could drop by Mike Bloomberg's open office for a chat is minuscule, even he he were to devote the majority of his day to such activity.
Actually improving communication and employee empowerment, as opposed to merely posturing about such things, is largely a matter of having an intelligent organization structure and putting the right people in the key management positions.
David Foster at January 2, 2020 2:12 PM
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