Want. No reason, don't worry about it. A purpose will appear in due course.

The game was nonetheless lost.

Royals— Via Lenona, yesterday: "The road from Princess Diana to Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan is a very short one."

This piece suggests media will hereafter be even less flattering than at present, which we might not have thought possible.

(A few years ago I read somewhere that PH had actually become an aggressive and successful businesswoman.)

Meghan Markle could always convert to Islam and change her Western name to an Arabic one; that would force the British and the Canadian media to shut up because they can't say anything negative about people worshiping the religion of peace.

Headlong dive into Hell.

Dear Somebody Else: Please watch this and let us know what it's like. In ten words, not eleven.

https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-01-12

Stolen:

Late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in North Dakota asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn’t tell what the winter was going to be like. Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared. But, being a practical leader, after several days, he got an idea.

He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, “Is the coming winter going to be cold?”

“It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold,” he was responded.

So the chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared.

A week later, he called the National Weather Service again, “Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?”

“Yes,” the man at National Weather Service again replied, “it’s going to be a very cold winter.”

The chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find.

Two weeks later, the chief called the National Weather Service again. “Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?”

“Absolutely,” the man replied. “It’s looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters we’ve ever seen.”

“How can you be so sure?” the chief asked.

The weatherman replied, “The Indians are collecting a shitload of firewood.”

The Ginger Prince meets the Malicious Mouseketeer and tries to get Meghan a job.

She does voice work, ya know.

You can't own a gun if you have mental health issues.

If you own a gun you have mental health issues.

You know he's right because he's a state Senator.

Meanwhile in California

Take the 101 to the 46 and rejoice.

"the 101?"

Definitely a Southern Californian.

That was always how you could distinguish someone from LA from someone from the Bay Area. We said, "101" and they said "the 101."