Painfully Earnest Hollywood Way
For whom does the bell happen to toll?
It tolls for Ricky Gervais, a Brit who hails from the unposh side of the tracks, who dare "take the piss" (as they say over there) out of the earnest left of Hollywood while hosting the Golden Globes.
Jo Murch faints into her hanky in The Independent/UK:
Ricky Gervais's performance at last night's Golden Globes was enough to make Gene Kelly turn in his grave. Once upon a time, Hollywood was synonymous with elegance and class but Gervais' tirade of nasty and smutty jokes proved that tabloid culture has leaked its way into even the highest tier of entertainment. Call me a prude but a joke about Judi Dench "licking her ass" hardly screams high society.
Does anybody know whether Judi Dench found it funny?
More:
Describing his Netflix show After Life, Gervais declared "It's a show about a man who wants to kill himself. Spoiler alert, season two is on the way, so in the end he obviously didn't kill himself. Just like Jeffrey Epstein."When a joke about Greta Thunberg - "You know nothing about the real world. Most of you spent less time in school than Greta Thunberg" - features in the same broadcast as heartfelt pleas about climate change you can't help but feel confused about the message Hollywood is trying to send.
Oops. Somebody had an accident and hired somebody funny.
Murch huffs on:
I want to be shocked by progress not scandal. Provocative words are easy and cheap and being an actor, a comedian, a director, a writer or any job affiliated with the industry should be neither. Gervais's f**k it attitude, announcing several times that he didn't care what anyone thought of him, should be aspirational of Big Brother contestants not A-list comedians.Presenting Gervais, like a teenager acting up to shock his parents, is a step in totally the wrong direction. It sends out the message that Hollywood is a place with no morals or respect, where true talent can be exchanged for a few expletives and where the big issues hide in the corner while the village idiot dances under the big, bright spotlight.
Um, yeah!
As Rob Henderson has pointed out, issues are the new Gucci loafers and Louis Vuitton handbags. From my blog post on this:
He writes about how upper-class Americans used to display their social status with luxury goods. These have increasingly become less "wow" as they've become more accessible and affordable (and, I'll add more counterfeited).So, he explains, upper-class Americans have moved on to a new luxury -- "luxury beliefs" -- to separate themselves from the lower classes.
Henderson's words on this: "These are ideas and opinions that confer status on the rich at very little cost, while taking a toll on the lower class."
Welcome to Hollywood, where adherence to the "right" issues are a form of "religious" signaling to the tribe, and never mind how those initiatives play out -- hurting the sex workers, the sweatshop workers, the waitresses, and others the stars seek to "help."








"Once upon a time, Hollywood was synonymous with elegance and class"
She must be higher than Robert Downey, Jr., John Barrymore, Drew Barrymore, Lindsay Lohan, River Phoenix, David Hasselhoff, Farrah Fawcett, Heath Ledger, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Charlie Sheen, Johnny Depp, Judy Garland, Marilyn Monroe, Elizabeth Taylor, Richard Burton, Errol Flynn, Oliver Reed, W.C. Fields AND William Holden.
Or she was promised an exclusive for favors performed.
Gog_Magog_Carpet_Reclaimers at January 8, 2020 12:06 AM
So now the Golden Globes are the "highest tier of entertainment?" I thought they were a third-rate awards show whose only value was in setting the odds for the Oscars.
Seriously, Hollywood spends more time and effort patting itself on the back than it does making quality entertainment. Gervais spoke more truth than Hollywood cares to admit. Now sit back, shut up, and watch the latest superhero movie.
Hollywood has never actually been "synonymous with elegance and class," but it has always liked to think it is. Hollywood puts up a good front, but how many sordid scandals have come out of Hollywood over the years?
Gog named several actors famous for their booze- and/or drug-filled ways. He forgot a few, but if he'd included all of them, he'd still be typing that list into 2021. Let's add a few murder scandals - Natalie Wood, Thomas Ince, George Reeve, Bob Crane, Black Dahlia, and Charles Manson, just to name a few.
As for "less time in school than Greta Thunberg," that comment left a mark. While time in school should not be the standard by which we judge someone, it is telling that a large percentage of the actors who spent any time in post-secondary education spent that time in theater, arts, literature, or drama programs. Hedy Lamarr, Mayim Bialik, and Danica McKellar aside, Hollywood is not exactly awash with STEM sophisticates.
Conan the Grammarian at January 8, 2020 4:49 AM
This kind of response isn't unexpected.
For years, the Hollywood "elites" have spoken that way about Bush, Republicans, and middle America. Just think of DeNero's "Fuck Trump." And none of them even batted an eye.
Now, suddenly someone speaks that way about them and they are suddenly clutching pearls?!
Piss on them! His jokes were funny precisely because they were true.
charles at January 8, 2020 6:02 AM
"It sends out the message that Hollywood is a place with no morals or respect, where true talent can be exchanged for a few expletives and where the big issues hide in the corner while the village idiot dances under the big, bright spotlight."
Umm, yeah. For at least 50 years. Probably over 100. Memo to Murch, everyone else already knew this.
Ben at January 8, 2020 6:07 AM
Ya know, maybe it's way past time for the IRS to rip apart the 'Hollywood accounting' scam that leaves guys like David Prowse (Darth Vader) not receiving royalties for huge hits like "Return of the Jedi", a half-billion dollar blockbuster success.
I mean if Obama can sic the IRS on political organizations, why not?
Gog_Magog_Carpet_Reclaimers at January 8, 2020 9:41 AM
Haven't actors historically been considered kind of vulgar?
NicoleK at January 8, 2020 10:35 AM
"Haven't actors historically been considered kind of vulgar?
NicoleK at January 8, 2020 10:35 AM"
Yep synonymous with prostitutes, alcoholics, low life's. Pretty accurate, I'd say.
Momof4 at January 8, 2020 12:27 PM
The acting profession has never really been "high-class." Even the great actors of 75 years ago only looked and sounded great if you weren't on-set. Now we get to see their private lives, and just about every single one is an asshole.
They also haven't come up with much of anything new in that 75 years, unless you count things like Michael Moore's vicious-lie-cumentaries about the causes he hates.
These days the only thing their acting talent is (even partly) good for is to let them keep straight faces while unveiling their hypocrisy. So it's a good thing that events like this one, which are about celebrating that culture of hypocrisy, are being dumped upon the same way they dump on the rest of what it is to be an American.
jdgalt at January 8, 2020 12:56 PM
...you can't help but feel confused about the message Hollywood is trying to send.
The message Hollywood is trying to send? Collectivist dogmatists with delusions of tolerance and inclusiveness. Each and every individual working in Hollywood must adhere to the PC doctrine of left-wing social justice, and use their platform to fervently preach "the message Hollywood is trying to send", while rabidly denouncing deniers, heretics and unbelievers. Any divergence from the dogma of wokeness triggers convulsions of outrage among the faithful, especially if it includes mockery or criticism of the woke celebrity priesthood. There will be an inquisition, and Gervais will grovelingly confess his sins, repent, and be shunned for an indefinite period of penance; or be excommunicated from Hollywood forever.
Ken R at January 8, 2020 2:12 PM
"Haven't actors historically been considered kind of vulgar?
NicoleK at January 8, 2020 10:35 AM"
Yep synonymous with prostitutes, alcoholics, low life's. Pretty accurate, I'd say.
Momof4 at January 8, 2020 12:27 PM
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Jenny Lind (the "Swedish Nightingale") was discovered at age 9 (she went on stage at age 10, in the early 1830s).
I read about her when I was little, but it was decades later that I found out that she was darned lucky not to get ensnared in the prostitution rings that were apparently everywhere in theater at that time.
lenona at January 8, 2020 3:51 PM
Murch could have saved everyone's time by just pointing and screaming "heretic!"
bw1 at January 8, 2020 6:10 PM
Okay.
Let's not dump on everybody in the acting profession. You can point out scum in every field.
The second-tier actors, making in the low six figures annually by my guess, are the people who are propelling the shows most of the time. They just don't have the cachét to draw audiences. For every Tom Cruise & Nicole Kidman, there are dozens of Peter Jurasiks and Amy Ackers, making things work, and they get things done. They all have stories about other actors that remove any mystique oen might have, even as they're in a profession with zero job security.
Radwaste at January 9, 2020 6:07 AM
I'll second Ken R's comments.
The subtext under her remarks tells you what you need to know about Murch's way of thinking, and about the world we would live in if she were in charge. She is appalled at the conflicting "message(s) Hollywood is trying to send." IOW, Hollywood--this industry encompassing vast numbers of individuals all over the world, working in thousands of separate companies--must have have complete consensus. One, and only one, message may be sent.
I have no doubt she feels the same way about any large group of humans--all the humans in the USA, for example. Queen Murch will allow no conflicting opinions, no conflicting speech.
Yeah, I can't wait to live in that world.
Gene at January 9, 2020 1:36 PM
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