https://twitter.com/GIass_Onion/status/1227372668057477120

He tasks me! He tasks me, and I shall have him! I'll chase him round the Moons of Nibia, and round the Antares Maelstrom, and round Perdition's flames before I give him up!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7986669/Hilarious-moment-moose-picks-fight-snow-covered-garden-swing.html

https://www.popsci.com/story/diy/best-reheat-pizza/

Coronavirus Live Thread 2/11 to 2/12

The Canadians Get What They Pay For, Part 1: In which we learn about the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation report on a King's University College professor, who argues that the lovable kids' show Paw Patrol is in fact insidious capitalist propaganda!

As the good professor points out: “Paw Patrol, as a private corporation, is used to help provide basic social services in the Adventure Bay community. That’s problematic in that the Paw Patrol creators are sending this message that we can’t depend on the state to provide these services.”

He said the P-word!

And then there's this:

Adult Website Offers Free X-Rated Live-Streaming to Quarantined Cruise Ship Passengers

Hell just froze over: an American corporation did the right thing.

That Like/Dislike Ratio:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShfsBPrNcTI

Let me get right on that!

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/358074

Those, like Sanders, who still see what happened in 1957 as only a case of corporate greed, ignore the fact that main reason Brooklyn lost the Dodgers was the unaccountable governmental authority Moses presided over. But that’s a story that debunks a belief in big government rather than inspiring it.

https://thefederalist.com/2020/02/12/bernies-grudge-against-capitalism-is-rooted-in-a-baseball-myth-about-greed/

Such a childish sense of humor

https://mobile.twitter.com/TheFigen/status/1226903310814318592

As much as I like to poke fun at Quid Pro Joe, at what point does this become elder abuse?

https://twitter.com/ArthurSchwartz/status/1227424046410870785

A cop is found, passed-out drunk, in his patrol car, while on duty, and... well, you can probably guess the rest.

> at what point does this
> become elder abuse?

We're not there yet! I don't need to watch the clip! WE SHOULD KEEP GOING! We should keep going until we're certain it's elder abuse.

Then we can talk about slowing things down. A little.

Sesame Street joins the LGBT recruiting drive.