The No Fun Allowed Millennials are at it again:

https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/1238178516417630208

Six, if Marler was a transwoman, it would be illegal to refuse his advances.

So according to this, the number of coronavirus cases in South Korea is leveling off. It's now been about five weeks since the outbreak began there. Being that South Korea is the first nation with a Western-level medical system to experience a large outbreak(*), I wonder if this is useful as a model. The U.S. having a much larger population and geographic area, it may take longer to level off here. Looking at graphs, I'd peg the beginning of outbreak here as being February 24. Hopefully, if the S. Korea model holds, then it will start to level off here around April 15. I'll be curious to see what happens with France and Germany; their outbreaks started at about the same time as ours.

(*) You can argue that Italy falls into this category too. But Italy has a large elderly population, so I'm not sure their example is representative.

Oh, and still no cases in Alabama. Just sayin'.

Communist China unleashed a viral plague on the world, covered it up, and is now trying to blame the U.S. for the whole thing. And if that weren't bad enough, U.S. corporate political media, some of which are literally paid to run Chinese propaganda, are actively helping.

https://twitter.com/seanmdav/status/1238146776206643202

Six, if Marler was a transwoman, it would be illegal to refuse his advances.

Eeep!

I guess that my first reaction - let me introduce my fist to your face - is so very wrong.

Everybody was kung-flu fighting
Those kicks were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing

https://twitter.com/peterjhasson/status/1238213711900393473

https://twitter.com/nataliejohnsonn/status/1238225844667023360

I know you were promised no math, but this may help you. A refresher on division, particularly cancellation.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/361174/

The people who say "you don't need that much ammo" are buying 500 rolls of toilet paper...

https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2020/03/the-great-toilet-paper-pandemic-of-2020-and-twip-preview.php

I knew that as soon as I bragged about it...

CD, IRA,

All I know is that if someone uploads a video of the tickling, Gay -specifically the Bear ones- Twitter would be full of thirsty comments

It's an introvert conspiracy:

https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1238185614278787073

Six weeks.
Kids are out of school through April!

OHMYGOD GUYS!!!!

Like summer vacation but no pool, beach, camp, museums...

Oh well. I have my curriculum planned.

The people who are mocking the toilet paper buyers have never had a heavy period.

On Rogan on Tuesday, this guy nailed it precisely.

> mocking the toilet paper buyers

The they are so often bachelor-looking men...!

Ryan Lackey @octal
18 hours ago

I wish they would retask TSA, the legacy useless security theater of the past incident, to something at least vaguely pretending to protect against the current threat. Failing that, at least eliminate it as it actually is a covid19 vector.
5 replies 22 retweets 62 likes

Six weeks. Kids are out of school through April!

OHMYGOD GUYS!!!!

https://twitter.com/justanurse25/status/1238480367557816322

What did he say?

https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1238472739792416769

Remember, the WHO, FDA and CDC are all slower than any virus.

https://twitter.com/Neoavatara/status/1238277519708770309

You beat me to it IRA. What isn't mentioned there is the biggest hold up developing those tests was FDA approval.

The Bee's article is probably why I'm not freaking out like Crid. I've been self quarantined voluntarily since 2015. Maybe earlier (kids do a whammy on memory).

> beat me to it IRA.

Missing comma. It's weird.

> not freaking

If you affirm that your unconcerned with the well-being of a planet's worth of humanity, I stand ready to believe you.

Truth is, this is cute, and nothing to take personally (except the imperfect rhyme).

Yes Crid, FEAR!!! FEAR!!! FEAAAAAR!!!

People might take you more seriously if you didn't lie so often. They might take you more seriously on this issue if your biggest concern wasn't Trumps polling numbers. Oh well, troll on.

No worries= Other visitors to Amy's blog see this crisis clearly and are responding appropriately.

Having fun with headlines. Go

The people who say "you don't need that much ammo" are buying 500 rolls of toilet paper...

Maybe these folks have toilet paper guns, IRA.

Corona Virus daily thread #16

Even the Big Ones are falling, temporarily, thanks to the WuFlu:

Boston Marathon postponed until Sept. 14 amid virus concerns

Is this the promised apocalypse that will cleanse the earth and make way for the next dominant species to rule?

Well, no. But I'd still like the white mice to reveal their master plan soon.

I'm afraid we don't have an account with your name on it Gog. Could you have paid under a different identity? If you need help in person you can contact your nearest dolphin for assistance.