Oddly, Planet Fitness and other gyms are open in this area.

Dunno why. They'll still get their subscription $$.

I'm impressed that Twitter left this up.

https://twitter.com/pnjaban/status/1239811307991232512

Apple to try and acquire Disney?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g-0Eb9onVw

I'll admit I don't see the value in Apple taking over Disney. But just because I can't see it (or even that it isn't there) doesn't mean it won't happen.

Yinz didn't need to advertise this.

https://twitter.com/AmySwearer/status/1240025177527853057

I can see a couple of reasons, Ben. Apple is flush with cash, Disney stock is relatively cheap, and if you roll in Disney+ streaming into Apple TV streaming, they'll get a massive increase in catalog. Without having to (too much) overpay for it.

Gentlemen, start your marbles!

https://twitter.com/davdchristmas/status/123919641085734

Marvel hears of Apple's takeover, prepares the perfect poison pill.

https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1240078457259741186

Y'know, people sometimes come up to me on the street, politely introduce themselves (they're usually pretty excited), and ask: "Uncle Cridmo, when a genie is out of a bottle, how do you know?… What does it look like?"

And I look 'em straight in the eye, but warmly, and say— "Well, little Tommy...."

New rule: You can't do anything for anyone if you don't do everything for everybody.

Corona Virus Daily Thread #20

Something fun for all us homebounders:

Running Accounts to Follow for a Boost of Positivity During the Coronavirus Outbreak

It says something about me that I saw 'Running Accounts' and assumed we were talking about bank balance sheets.