It's an over-the-air tv antenna with a rotator. You can get them for twenty bucks. OTA digital tv is an option for saving yourself two grand a year on cable or satellite tv. If that's the bestofnextdoor, WTF is the worst?

That's obviously a transonic ultrahetrodyne gargalated phaser blaster with mutate capacity.

Best defense is a large mirror.

Former anti-gay Congressman (voted against the repeal of "Don't Ask; Don't Tell," hate crimes legislation and gay marriage) comes out of the closet.

Not that this revelation comes as A. Schock. Barney Frank noted that he spent way too much time in the gym for a straight guy. And he was known for tasteful, if extravagant, decor. He resigned in 2015 when the media began to scrutinize his use of funds.

Apparently, he wants to make another run for office.

Fuck him.

Two words are conspicuously missing from his coming out statement and explanation for his voting record: "I'm sorry."

Horseshoe theory:

https://mobile.twitter.com/stone_toss/status/1234864603236118529

Jeez Louise.

https://mobile.twitter.com/charliejs_/status/1235265403024216064

I know this is never, ever going to happen, but I sure hope Biden picks Tulsi Gababrd as his VP running mate instead of Warren.

The idea of watching the press get an aneurism as they kiss her ass makes me feel warm and cozy inside.

Speaking of Tulsi and the two bumpkins:

https://twitter.com/KestrelArts/status/1235608074133495809

Tho to be honest, Statler and Waldorf from The Muppet Show have more smarts than the two bumpkins. Combined.

Sixclaws, sometimes you just have to be the bigger person and keep moving along.

https://mobile.twitter.com/Gio_at_large/status/1235932537098289152

Giddyup!

I was assured there would be no math involved!

MSNBC’s Brian Williams reads a tweet: "Bloomberg spent $500 million on ads. U.S. Population, 327 million. He could have given each American $1 million"

NYT Editorial Board Member Mara Gay: “It’s an incredible way of putting it. It’s true. It’s disturbing”

It's $1.53 per person

https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/1235802419734269952

MOAR bad at math.

CORRECTION: The Twitter user @MekitaRivas believed her math. And then after corrected, still believes Bloomberg could afford it, even though it would cost him $327 trillion.

https://twitter.com/adamnewyork/status/1235831057720561664

Well, Patrick, I guess it's true, then: all those hunky men in the calendars bat for the other team.

Coronavirus Live Thread. No 10.

The DNC has declared war on Sanders.

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/05/world/europe/bernie-sanders-soviet-russia.html

Unless this happens in the Hamptons, nobody will ever bother to lift a finger

https://mobile.twitter.com/BigSavage80/status/1235982437190164481

Dear Tulsi,

It's not you, it's us. Please go away.

Love,

DNC

JUST IN: New standards eliminate Tulsi Gabbard from next Democratic debate

https://mobile.twitter.com/thehill/status/1236027279131762696

The only woman with a mixed ethnicity the DNC wants to have in the presidential race is Elizabeth Warren.

And Gorsuch reveals why he was a better choice than Merrick Garland: executive orders and regulatory agency whims should not be the means by which the country is governed, no matter the party in charge.

"Best defense is a large mirror."

Tinfoil hats are more portable.