"The ethics officer for a federal agency that oversees credit unions abruptly retired when confronted with allegations that he drank and visited strip clubs with his deputy during work hours, according to an internal investigation."

https://www.wsj.com/articles/federal-ethics-officer-drank-on-the-job-visited-strip-clubs-watchdog-says-11583537159?mod=hp_listb_pos2

Oh.

http://www.gunpowdermagazine.com/student-spends-83-days-in-jail-faces-terrorism-charges-20-years-in-prison-for-posting-photo-of-ar-15-to-snapchat/

Talking about critters..

https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1235974551487623168

If it weren't for double standards they wouldn't have standards at all

JUST IN: New standards eliminate Tulsi Gabbard from next Democratic debate

https://mobile.twitter.com/thehill/status/1236027279131762696

GEICO raccoons. Come on, try it:

https://youtu.be/BD5ha9mENzw

Raccoons vs woodchucks:

https://youtu.be/sIWTDMQTXOM

Shocked face. I'm also sure this happens in other places as well.

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/y3mb8b/california-police-have-been-illegally-sharing-license-plate-reader-data

Obviously Tulsi isn't a real woman.

Meanwhile, denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

https://twitter.com/jess_mc/status/1235689164726767616

Elizabeth Warren showing her constituents how politics are done:

https://twitter.com/jordylancaster/status/1236165348413575168

If Twitter has taught me anything, it's that I'm an expert and everyone else is an idiot.

Except the people who agree with me, of course. They rock!