Headphones recommended!

Everybody knows about this, right?

That thing is 25 years old... Incredible.

Top Men at Lucas Film. Top. Men.

This is what happens when you play whack-a-mole with a border collie:

https://twitter.com/noronorii/status/1247988013021495303

This reminds me that Disney has banned sales of the slave leia bikini because reasons, aka the cows in charge of the franchise are incapable of wearing it.

https://i.imgur.com/KwHSm.jpg

Kathleen Kennedy called to say That's not funny.

Meanwhile, Bernie was too nice? nah, he wasn't trying to win.

Issues Bernie (generously) never raised about Biden:

✅Credible sexual assault allegations
✅A pattern of unwanted touching
✅Burisma
✅Lying abt civil rights record

https://twitter.com/briebriejoy/status/1249374132275499009

Racist!

Georgia democrat Rep. Vernon Jones endorsed President @realDonaldTrump .

Jones views Trump as a transformative figure who has helped the black community.

https://twitter.com/ScottPresler/status/1250111083806953472

Everyone who's ever shoveled snow off a drive way and got sealed back in when the snow plow came along knew what was coming in this video.

https://youtu.be/V-Cb9x70gYQ

Alternative: don't get into a snowball fight with a train.

Faster, please. Also, I get why Costco is only charging $5 for roasted chicken.

The technology allows the workers to daily process 2,500 chickens per worker, easily allowing a starting wage of $15 an hour, plus health care and vacation benefits.

Costco bought much of the production technology from Marel, a firm in low-population, high-wage Iceland where engineers had to develop labor-saving machines to strip the expensive meat from fish and poultry.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/04/14/costco-meatpacking-virus-migrant-labor/

If you don't have enough racists, you have to fake it till you make it.

All the cases remained unsolved—until March 9, 2020. After nearly a year of investigations involving multiple agencies, the LVPD said at a press conference that Dominguez Peña, 25, had faked the threats against herself and others in ten total separate "incidents." The same day, she was arrested on felony charges of making criminal threats and perjury, as well as seven misdemeanors related to electronic impersonation and filing false police reports.

https://www.newsweek.com/racist-threats-attacks-that-rattled-california-university-campus-were-faked-police-say-1497533

So there's an opinion piece in the UK's Guardian about the Americans not funding the WHO, and their argument is that the organization worked just fine a half-century ago, so how dare you.

Maybe the English could get together with the Dutch and pay back all the colonies they looted ...

When the children have more common sense than the parents:

https://twitter.com/RepMattGaetz/status/1250163586950889476

Must be nice being related to the Guv.

David said Cuomo was with his wife, another woman and three kids who were playing around on the property.

The resident said he stopped and sat on his bike “well over a hundred feet” from the property.

“I just looked and said, ‘Is that Chris Cuomo? Isn’t he supposed to be quarantined?'”

Cuomo has been regularly airing his TV and radio shows from his family’s home in Southampton — although from the basement as he stayed quarantined from them. The anchor said on air Tuesday that he still suffers from a low-grade fever and feared that his wife is now showing signs of the virus.

https://nypost.com/2020/04/14/long-island-bicyclist-verbally-attacked-by-chris-cuomo-fires-back/

Must be nice being related to the Guv.

David said Cuomo was with his wife, another woman and three kids who were playing around on the property.

The resident said he stopped and sat on his bike “well over a hundred feet” from the property.

“I just looked and said, ‘Is that Chris Cuomo? Isn’t he supposed to be quarantined?'”

Cuomo has been regularly airing his TV and radio shows from his family’s home in Southampton — although from the basement as he stayed quarantined from them. The anchor said on air Tuesday that he still suffers from a low-grade fever and feared that his wife is now showing signs of the virus.

https://nypost.com/2020/04/14/long-island-bicyclist-verbally-attacked-by-chris-cuomo-fires-back/

The Definitive Guide to the Coronavirus Rules

And: Corona Virus Daily Thread #45 COVID-19

The anti-vaxxers never give up....

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/anti-vaxxer-fear-coronavirus-vaccine/