It's tragic to think that ancient pageants like this are only happening through silly little cellphones.

Since well before the dawn of this nation, the communal affection, camaraderie and competition they nourished was a blessedly personal thing… With eye contact and all the rest.

I don't think this Biden's gonna be the nominee.

Anybuddy see Tulsi?

Also, Dolly Parton's making important investments. This is the same charitable woman who's bought more children's books than any person or enterprise in history. Really starting to feel bad for smirking at her act for all those years....

This never happens in a men's room.

https://twitter.com/OntWtf/status/1256026704411348993

I don't think this Biden's gonna be the nominee.

Well, if you don't like this Biden, vote for the other Biden.

Tulsi? I saw Tulsi. She was attached to a rail, and was in the process of being run out of the party.

Dammit, Bee!

YouTube Removing All Videos That Don't Begin With The Chinese National Anthem

https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1255965178384048128

"Press microwave once. Flip sausage. Press microwave again."

Flip it and put it BACK in the microwave?! Who are you? Emeril?

Shamelessly borrowed from the well-fed Patton Oswalt, of course.

Ultimately, this rising resentment is itself a failure of public health, and of public health administration. You can complain that people are irrational and resentful, that they don’t “believe in science,” or whatever. But people are what they are, and their response to epidemics is surprisingly predictable. If your messaging — and your behavior — inspires resentment that causes people to resist and ignore public health messages, then you have failed at your job, whatever the amount of scientific knowledge you bring to bear.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2020/04/21/behind-protests-two-americas-one-unemployed-and-one-gets-paychecks-column/5167453002/

Apparently, Hillary is ready to pounce.

Hillary Clinton continues to hover in the wings, ready to step forward should Joe Biden fail.

Don’t look now, but Joe is failing. Not only has his campaign been rocked by sexual assault allegations from one-time staffer Tara Reade, but the public is beginning to give up on the former vice president. A new Emerson College poll showed 57 percent of likely voters think President Trump will win reelection in November.

Remember, Establishment Democrats put forward Uncle Joe because he was the “safe” candidate, bound to defeat Trump. Oops.

https://thehill.com/opinion/campaign/495371-as-biden-struggles-hillary-waits-for-the-call

Maybe this time she'll *checks notes* campaign in Wisconsin and Michigan?

Reynolds via darth—

> this rising resentment is itself
> a failure of public health, and
> of public health administration.

Not his best-built sentence (what exactly is the distinction he seeks to highlight between public health and public health administration?), but it's true.

Oh, I wish Tulsi!!!! Tulsi,pleasehave a triumphant comeback!