Sex sells, and furry porn pays really, really well:

https://twitter.com/Annamatedarts/status/1258176591697330176

Remember to report the city council members to the tip line.

Resolution being voted on by San Antonio City Council this morning labels terms "Chinese Virus" and "Kung Fu Virus" as hate speech and "all persons are encouraged to report any such antisemitic, discriminatory or racist incidents to the proper authorities for investigation".

https://twitter.com/JaieAvila/status/1258407235048398848

Anyone else following Andy Serkis live-reading The Hobbit on YouTube today? He's been at it since 2 a.m. California time.

It's a Covid-19 fundraiser, of course, and you can donate via his GoFundMe page.

Give me Gilbert Gottfried reading 50 Shades Of Grey:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkLqAlIETkA

> It's a Covid-19 fundraiser, of course

A vocal reading of those awful orcs? Might as well send roses of gratitude to the Wuhan Wet Market.

Orcs, you say? Where there's a whip, there's a way!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMdQpkujRsY

Performance art. And you donut munchers fell for it.

https://twitter.com/stclairashley/status/1258830658186567680

At least they're not Meal Team 6.

https://twitter.com/FracSlap/status/1258182315269816320

Oh. Curious that the sworn testimony didn't leak.

James Clapper was willfully lying to our faces.

The left was in public from June 7, 2017. The right was under oath from his hearing on July 17, 2017.

https://twitter.com/greg_price11/status/1258552012569899009

I want to stress what a pretty big revelation this is. Crowdstrike, the firm behind the accusation that Russia hacked & stole DNC emails, admitted to Congress that it has no direct evidence Russia actually stole/exfiltrated the emails.

https://twitter.com/aaronjmate/status/1258601813084864514

Because Orange Man Bad!

Poll Finds Majority Of Democrats Would Have Voted For Ted Bundy If He'd Run Against Trump (Babylon Bee)

Corona Virus Daily Thread #51 COVID-19 5/07/2020