Fuhahahaha, this is the first thought that popped in my mind after reading this piece by the NY Post:

One of the advantages of being circumcised is that I don't have to bother about cleaning my penis!

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1271816118156623878

This picture sums up the past two weeks and chances are that the next two too:

https://twitter.com/HarmlessYardDog/status/1271818781405466625

An interesting piece in The Week about how we tend to delegitimize votes for the "wrong" candidate and refuse to accept the results of the election as legitimate if the "wrong" guy wins.

Beginning as we do from such premises, it should be no surprise that none of us are prepared to “accept” any political outcomes that we find objectionable. So far from subverting our democracy, disregarding the results of our elections has become one of the most reliable norms in American politics.

I for one can't wait until someone makes picture album of the chaos happening from the CHAZ zone.

https://twitter.com/_Crypto_Maniac_/status/1271981938094399492

It's turning out to be something much bigger than the Rainfurrest mess that happened five years ago.

BTW, the Rainfurrest 2015 hot mess -there's some NSFW content- in pictures:

https://imgur.com/a/qcPC8#7ocbIYR

And Part 2:

https://imgur.com/a/mkBay

Artistic depiction:

https://twitter.com/KoritoPrime/status/1271853118804963332

Douthat drops the hammer.

So you might say that smug Trump voters traded the future of Western Civ for three years of tawdry, titillating tweets. They brought nothing else to the table and will carry nothing else away.

Ma'am this is a Wendy's

https://twitter.com/ImKingFola/status/1272012004539224066

So you might say that smug Trump voters traded the future of Western Civ for three years of tawdry, titillating tweets. They brought nothing else to the table and will carry nothing else away.

What would MeeMaw Hillary be doing?

In some sense, she's not the hard core progressive ideologue that others might be, and it might not be so bad. But for a small donation to MeeMaw's retirement fund, she could be persuaded to look the other way while those others are drafting policy and writing executive orders for her signature.

We'd be totally Xi's bitch. And handing over buckets of money to the Iranian Mullahs.

The Xi lock down + work at home + California's rolling blackouts when needed present a big challenge to working at home.

If utilities cut power again, home offices set up during the pandemic could go dark and stay dark for days, and they’ll have no corporate offices to flee to for power. In October 2019, more than 3 million people were affected by a series of rolling blackouts over more than a week as PG&E Corp. and Edison International tried to prevent live wires from sparking wildfires.

Call it a collision of crises. Blackouts could limit California’s push to revive an economy largely paralyzed by stay-at-home orders this spring. The state, utilities and individual companies are all seeking ways to deal with blackouts before a wildfire season forecast to be worse than normal. Hewlett Packard Enterprise Co., for one, has “long contemplated this type of scenario,” according to spokesman Adam Bauer.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-06-13/when-silicon-valley-goes-dark-this-time-there-will-be-no-refuge

Several days after the heavy rains:

https://twitter.com/Kekeflipnote/status/1266434573291925505

You're in Junior High, High School, undergrad, grad school, postdoc, adulthood, retirement in the old folk's home, nursing care... But you're still afraid of the bully who threatened to take your lunch money in second grade, and have made no arrangements for your safety there beyond.

It would be no less amusing, and no less demonstrative of the unprincipled fanaticism of his supporters, if it were Trump who couldn't make it to November rather than the similarly doddering Biden.