Music for even the best internet videos is always horrible, and apparently there's nothing to be done.

Mercator gonna Mercate.

I'm shocked.

Three members of the Minneapolis City Council who voted to eliminate the local police force are being protected by a private security detail that costs taxpayers $4,500 a day.

https://nypost.com/2020/06/27/minneapolis-council-members-who-voted-to-abolish-cops-get-private-security/

It's time to rise up against the Trump menace and pull down those cancelled statues of white supremac…

Oh. Nevermind.

Behold, upper middle class kids -badly- doing manual labour for the first time in their lives:

https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1277053556864847875

Oof. Whoever drew this picture better be the reincarnation of the goddess of fellation to justify this kind of relationship:

https://twitter.com/proteinkiss/status/1277020883077365760

The rich have more fun than the rest of us.

• A continuing series: Madison, Wisconsin is AFU.

• Sportsball Wokedness: Player's agents will, within minutes, devise reasoning by which player's sponsors can be included in the "statements."

This is BLM. An activist agitating about the Emancipation statue gets so hyper that she reaches vocal ranges where only dogs can hear her. Tow older black men try to reason with her, to no avail.

Pride parades are exempt from Xi's Disease.

https://twitter.com/QuickTake/status/1277297233092894723

The Problem is Hillary:™

Russia Secretly Offered Afghan Militants Bounties to Kill U.S. Troops, Intelligence Says

The Trump administration has been deliberating for months about what to do about a stunning intelligence assessment.

American troops in Afghanistan have been the target of some Taliban operations backed by Russia, intelligence officials found.

The New York Times By Charlie Savage, Eric Schmitt and Michael Schwirtz
June 26, 2020