Life comes at you fast. Almost as fast as rocks thrown at your windows.

The best illustration that no one cares about your virtue signaling

https://twitter.com/heckyessica/status/1267916493016240129

Also: those were really good throws.

"'It was the best of times. It was the worst of times.' Message, Spock?"

"None that I'm conscious of, except, of course, happy birthday. Surely the best of times."

This message was sprayed around Berkeley, Cal. following antifa/far-left rioting in 2017. #antifa

https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1267466673377783808

There is no mistaking that message.

The fattest, roundest man to occupy the Oval Office.

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The fattest, roundest man to occupy the Oval Office. ~ Crid at June 3, 2020 11:55 AM

At 354 pounds, I think William Howard Taft has that title sewn up.

Taft holds another unique title, too. After serving as president, he was later nominated and confirmed as the Chief Justice of the US Supreme Court and remains the only person to have held both offices.

Another rotund president was Grover Cleveland at 280 pounds. At 244, Trump comes in third, at best.

Anyone get that? Roundest man/ovalest office?

His blood panel is sensational, just the best.

> At 244, Trump comes in third,
> at best.

It ain't over, unless you think Joey "Kinnock" Biden has a done deal. Who knows what will be going on with this Trump in January 2025.

It ain't over, unless you think Joey "Kinnock" Biden has a done deal. Who knows what will be going on with this Trump in January 2025. ~ Crid at June 3, 2020 12:25 PM

True. 111 pounds in four years should be an easy goal for a fast food eater like Don.

I'm betting four people on this forum have been around long enough to get the "Kinnock" reference.

Oh my. Short version, since this is a screenshot of a post, "conservative Portland practical joker" dressed as in the Portland Antifa dress, filled the backpack with "Keep America Great" bumper stickers, and waited for the rest of Antifa to park their cars. Placed the stickers over the Bern! and Antifa stickers, and let Darwin reign supreme.

https://twitter.com/SteveSkojec/status/1267887483989004288

Well, I guess they have insurance...

I'm betting four people on this forum have been around long enough to get the "Kinnock" reference.

Don't go plagiarizing me, bro!!

;-)

I didn't know the 19th century HAD that many calories, let alone that much indolence.

I didn't know the 19th century HAD that many calories, let alone that much indolence. ~ Crid at June 3, 2020 12:38 PM

Apparently. Taft even went on a diet, saying no self-respecting gentleman should weigh more than 300 pounds. He lost 60 pounds and then gained them all back.

Oh.

Man Dies Trying to Blow Up ATM on Philadelphia Sidewalk

https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/atm-explosion-philadelphia/2416372/

I didn't know the 19th century HAD that many calories

You should see pictures of hogs from back then. They were rather chunky. I wish I could find some of those images.

I feel inclined to take your word for it.

Meanwhile, and speaking of words, this is the best new website in the last ten years:

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That the most-streamed movie for Ohio is "Draft Day" is deeply pathetic.

Note: While not from Ohio, I streamed "Draft Day" two weeks ago… Five years later, it was still a 1½- or two-star film, but it has some neat things.

I mean, *I'm* pathetic for watching it again… The first time was for work. But lockdown has been going on THAT LONG.

Hey, remember that deeply mediocre experience from 2015? Let's try *that* again....