"Your butt is perfect."

• But what's it really all about, man?

• Ruth has cancer again.

(I still think of Kennedy as one of the new kids.)

Combine this with a Friday dump. Sounds like a good strategy for damage control.

New crisis comms strategy. When confronted with a damning story about your organization, leak a wildly exaggerated but cryptic version of the story to other outlets. “It’s much worse than you think!” Get other reporters to tweet wild speculation. When actually story pops it dies.

https://twitter.com/noonanjo/status/1283967573390954497

From Newsweek:

"Los Angeles Man Stole Over $8.5 Million in Coronavirus Relief Money"

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/los-angeles-man-stole-over-dollar85-million-in-coronavirus-relief-money/ar-BB16RUxG?li=BBnb7Kz

"Teens are dressing up as mask-wearing grandmas to try to score alcohol"

https://nypost.com/2020/07/14/teens-are-dressing-up-as-mask-wearing-grandmas-to-score-alcohol/

"Teens are dressing up as mask-wearing grandmas to try to score alcohol"

https://nypost.com/2020/07/14/teens-are-dressing-up-as-mask-wearing-grandmas-to-score-alcohol/

There are no limits to the shameless criminality by which Rupert Murdoch's network will suppress liberal influence.

• You may say this is racist profiteering, but it's nonetheless charming as Hell… Good going, kid!

• There's been some recent mischief, but this is a stunningly beautiful bat.

2020! Not a great year, right?

What would you think if it turned out that circumstances were such that the greatest race riots of the year were still to come?

Say the name out loud: WUHAN.

What will you do when they knock on your door, wearing shitty neckties?