Wanna see a politician dropped like a sack of potat

Wanna see a politician dropped like a sack of soybeans?

• Hollywood makes a movie.

• The Queen of the Skies, man... You can't keep her down. I see it bucking like that and there's this audio hallucination ringing in my ears: Ah... Honey, can I get a glass of wine? Yeah, the red. And a cup of ice. No, just the cubes. Okay. Thx.

Oh FFS, he bought it.

Can anything, anything at all, make a Trump voter feel ashamed? What if they caught him beating off in the South Lawn outside of Mel's window? (Still two weeks to go!) Would they say "He was just kidding?"

Why fly when you can ride?

Wait. This isn't my uber? I'm sorry. Thanks for the ride, tho.

"What if they caught him beating off in the South Lawn outside of Mel's windo"

A la Johnson? Though what you imagine is wrong with a man masturbating to his wife, I don't know. Do you just prefer presidents keep their sex acts in the Oval Office, perhaps?

You elide context: That's a pattern.

My house is right over there. Can I get a water drop? Thanks!

I like the part where Biden's 'town hall' audience made sure to include an Obama speechwriter.

Jesus. They quit trying to hide the bias years ago and just parade it now.

"Gosh, Joe, since everyone knows you'll be the next President, will you continue to be lovable and awesome and totally the opposite of your half-century in politics once you're in charge? Also, a follow-up: how do you stay so vibrantly youthful and handsome? Apologies if my questions are too confrontational, but America needs to know!".

My house is right over there. Can I get a water drop? Thanks! ~ Spiderfall at October 16, 2020 11:06 AM

How about a dead mouse? We can have have it air dropped by my copilot.

Good news, everybody - Hitler's yacht bar (with matching stools) is going on the block, if you like that sort of thing. Expect to pay about $250,000.

Personally I'm waiting for Genghis Khan's day planner to show up.

A fun car review:

As a passenger, you feel quite isolated from the driver — cut off completely — and your own climate control buttons aren't even facing you. It's a good interior for two people who are having a fight, I guess.It's substantial integer factor more expensive than any new car I ever bought, but the lady makes it sound like I want one.

Christmas 2020 is just around the corner!....