A brief review of Monday's rhetoric.

Remember: If you don't live in a swing state, you have the luxury of not voting for Biden or for Trump.

A recent survey shows that 43% of women have used vibrators.

The other 57% purchased new ones.

> Remember:

If you live in the United States, you can vote for anyone you want including for Casper the Friendly Ghost, for Biden or for Trump, or for no one at all.

I overslept, but think I'm going to head to the polls & Go for Jo™.

• Shalit.

Shalit.

*re-directs to a facebook login page*

Oh fuck off, facebook.

That's weird. Sorry, I'll try to find the tweet from which I stole the link in a couple of hours.

It's a statement from Shalit saying

Well, i'll try to get a better Link in a couple of hours. She might have had enough bad feedback that she pulled it down herself

Full-length Hollywood movies have been made about a subtle truth in popular culture: A song that you enjoy only moderately, when heard as often as once a year, is torturous.

But the happenstance of American representative governance brings this tune to mind at just-the-right interval: I still LIKE it!

Six or seven more hearings of that, and I'll be good.

So to speak.

Shalit/Barrett's comment on Facebook apparently was indeed deleted by the woman herself:

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When this happens, it's usually because the owner only shared it with a small group of people, changed who can see it or it's been deleted.

Anyway, it wasn't entirely convincing from a woman of her, ahem, background.

Up late, gonna take a nap before the shit gets real. But meanwhile, here's a really interesting tweet.

Here you go, Agg-A-Saures—

https://twitter.com/josh_levin/status/1323635991912087554/photo/1

Sumbuddy gettin' ready.

Here's a guy.

22:53est— Has there been a more entertaining hour in 2020?

22:56est— Has there been a more entertaining hour in 2020?

22:56est— Has there been a more entertaining hour in 2020?

Amy's server is punishing me for enjoying this so much. It's totally insensitive to how difficult this year has been.

Miscellaneous…

See AZ Amendment 1, Abortion

It hasn't been violent night (23:05 est)

It would be cool (and as unexpected as the results themselves) if these two consecutive failures of polling (whatever the outcome at the precincts) discredited and ended the era of statistical prognostication and gas-baggery.

(I'm more patient with the betting markets, because those boys ain't playin'.)

Apparently the preferred terms is indeed "Hispanic" and not "Latinx."

Whoops! That's Louisiana, not Arizona.

As an aging white male, i can affirm that Trump has always seemed like a threatening figure in this intemperate polity.