• This suggestion is distasteful, but it's also a funny.

• The squinting works.

• It's exactly what comes to mind when you read the words "MTV/Nagel feverdream."

• And this house's for sale again. Note picture #19: The underground bunker appears to be equipped with a backyard barbecue.

More about that house. No one has yet explained why the word sex was painted onto the lot.

Via Welch, a sweet story about Weird Al.

Via Welch, a sweet story about Weird Al. ~ Crid at December 23, 2020 11:35 PM

Ya gotta respect Weird Al, even if you don't like his music. The man has found a way to make a living as a professional twelve-year-old boy, making up stupid lyrics to songs.

Christmas Eve rabbit hole-ing! So after reading Conan's comment it was time to to go looking for this long piece about Weird Al from earlier this year but which didn't turn up.

Yet the internet is the glass-shoe'd princess of serendipity! Or whatever....

Consider the first 20 seconds of Al's tribute to Zappa.

(Also, the descending "Welllllll" vocal is from a tune called Catholic Girls, which nevermind)

• Fuckin' frogs, man....

• But are they open on holidays?

Millennials are in charge now, yay:

https://mobile.twitter.com/primalpoly/status/1341043871631990785

Crid,

"Don't you know any NICE songs?" "TURN IT DOWN!"

A couple of quarts of beer would fix it so the intonation would not offend your ear.